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The way the wife anamucheki siezi lala hapo unless a whole company ya recce squad will be beside us .
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Mimi nae side chic ajue tu akishikwa na bibi she'll be answerable to both of us, itabidi aniambie alikua anafanya nini na mimi.
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Mlisema women don't fuck the same way the dance .
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The industrious pipo .🤣🤣🤣🤣
Mbona Footbridge Zote Nairobi zimejaa Hawkers ? Hakuna place ingine wanaezauzia..? Watu wamejaza products everywhere there's no to step. A very disorganized city this one....
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Deadlines have to be met or else itaharibu program next .Master class project management
Jun 15
Mans said he is getting married in December liwe liwalo 😂 doesn’t matter it’s to whom
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Jun 14
Both legs on Fuel Pedal. Kaende
Kaende!
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Pastor ? 😆😆😆😆
'Usichukue thao ama punch uongee nonsense hapa socials', Those asking for Gotha wa Mgothe ako hapa'
Amb John Cw
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Jun 13
Madness in Kakamega today: police tear-gassed a busload of Friends School Binyenya kids returning from a music festival in Mumias — mistaken for United Opposition rally supporters. This is what happens when our police are weaponized for politics instead of protecting citizens. Sad.
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Jun 14
Hustler mentality on everything in this country ndio omelette such spear headed by our brothers from the Mountain.
Idgaf, what do you mean you want to charge me 2k because I want to view an apartment?????? Why are we even normalizing this nonsense??? People don’t have the luxury to pay every time they are to view an apartment. A whole 2k? Hii ni uwizi buanaaaaaa.
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Jun 13
We have bot fallen far from anything that has ever been done in this country.
Jun 13
Yesterday, hired goons stormed All Saints’ Cathedral in Nairobi and disrupted a Budget Post-Day Forum organized by the Church, causing total chaos.
How far we have fallen 😓
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Jun 13
High Court rules marriage certificate is not the only proof in property disputes after divorce
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Jun 12
I just renew my license every year,nashughulika tu na mambo yangu 😅.
Btw there's a client nilimshow akucall
Jun 12
Huku madaktari wote waligeuka jesma twitter kwani?😭😭Ni mbayaaaaa 😂😂😂
Nascroll tu maswali kila mahali.
Sioni wauguzi wakilima kitira @Gordon996N iko pesa hospitali?
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Jun 11
How big is are the German women pelvisthe vagina can tear to whatever but the pelvis here is the big question
Jun 11
I've spent the last month at a specialized birthing center at a German hospital, and here are a few things you should know about childbirth;
1. Mobility is more important than you think. Women are encouraged to take walks, stand, and move their hips during labour. It helps relax their pelvic muscles and makes delivery much easier
2. Giving birth in an upright position is everything. Lithotomy - lying on your back - is not the natural position for delivery. Other positions allow the pelvis to open up more, and enable maximum pelvic pressure to be applied when pushing the baby out.
3. Breech deliveries (when the legs/bum come first instead of the head) can be done vaginally, with good outcomes for mom and baby. While most places prefer to do c-sections for breech pregnancies - which exposes the mom to a wider range of complications- delivery in an upright position changes everything. We need to retrieve the lost art of vaginal breech deliveries.
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Jun 11
Time to put you on retainer as my advocate 😆😆😆😆
Jun 11
Lord forbid a man buys chocolates for street kids on his way home 😭
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Jun 10
Usitufunze kazi 😆😆😆😆hata soja ni Doc ya security
Jun 10
Na medic muache kuita kila mtu hospital “Doc”
“Doc nisaidie…”
“Doc unaeza…”
“Doc nilikua na…”
Hamjui sisi wengine ni Nutritionist, Lab Tech, Pharm tech, Nurse na CO.
Mnatupandisha vyeo bila consultation.
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The program is one 😅
Jun 9
I will choose mtu wa kuuza soko over a doctor again and again.
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Jun 9
Our high school principal use to say “You are not the best thing to happen to the world since bread to butter so avoid the need be the loudest person in the room.” and that has always stuck with me.
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"Preserve that energy kurefuka "
You guys don't care about the mental health of that psychiatrist.
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