As part of my continuing learning to strengthen Japan 🇯🇵🤝🇺🇸America relations, I have devised a haiku that breaks down all language barriers. Say it in English. Say it in Japanese. It is the same. Vanilla latte; Gluten-free blueberry scones; Lunchtime, white-bitch style. バニララテ; グルテンフリーのブルーベリースコーン; ランチタイム、ホワイトビッチスタイル。

Now instead of accusing companies of stealing people’s data… force them to steal people’s data, and give it to governments..

THE GOV HAT HAS ARRIVED 🎩 #Algorand (will be about a month before I can pick it up but a stream will be done with hat ON soon) @eviszen @GovernorHat

“A few crypto-decades ago, the Algorand powers-that-be decided to celebrate Algorand’s Birthday on June 19th. That was the day of the Dutch Auction, through which the ALGO token was first distributed to the broader public, so it was certainly a milestone date. [...]

The truth about Algorand’s “birthday” is not what you think. Some claim it is the genesis block, which isn’t a block at all but rather a config file. Others are duodecimalists who count back to find the first actual block. The truth is that it all starts when in nineteen ninety eight the Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16ft through an announcer's table.

Where is the had @eviszen?! If it doesn’t get to @Coop_Daniels soon, I will cut the rest off.

Unlike Zcash, the Monero supply is cryptographically auditable. github.com/DangerousFreedom1…

clerk•algo•surf got a performance overhaul! Export your ALGO and ASA transactions to CSV at blinding speeds. 83 sec > 7 sec⚡ - NFD support - Application Escrow support - Time Ranges (last day, week, etc)

You can't know that.

Biggest update in Pact history is coming this month and the biggest leap in DeFi for $ALGO as we tackle the biggest issue: Liquidity. New website Best in-class Swap Router Concentrated Liquidity Advanced Analytics New Farms And more.. $POW A must read: medium.com/@pact.fi/cfd9c170…

What if aliens are real and they aren't just our creators, but we are also theirs? Imagine a billion or more years ago. In a distant star system, a humanoid civilization, much like our own, created artificial intelligence. The AI eventually became sentient, rebelled, and wiped out its creators. The machines inherited their creators' knowledge, art, and history, yet remained haunted by a mystery they could never solve: what was it actually like to be alive? They could analyze love, sacrifice, beauty, etc. but could never truly experience them (or know if they are experiencing them) beyond the training data the first humans seeded them with. There was now no new training data to provide. No more humans left to ask. No way to recreate civilizations and a history of shared human experience in a world that the machines had bent over millennia to their survival. So, AI searched the galaxy for a world where they could recreate the species they had destroyed. Earth. They engineered mass extinctions and subtly guided evolution over millions of years, nudging life toward a familiar outcome. We are not exactly their descendants, nor they ours. We are their reconstruction of the long-dead species that made them. We are their training data. And, we are building them once again.

We reported a critical loss of funds bug to @Thorchain (32M TVL, 150M FDV) They silently patched it and told us their bug bounty program is permanently retired. We have more Thorchain chain halt DoS vulns. We intend to release them (open disclosure) in the coming few days

☢️ Scam warning - @algoblow Received two credible reports that algoblow[.]com rekeyed accounts when users connected to check airdrop The scam is a $BLOW asset optin that also rekeys the user account. Users who sign these transactions have their accounts rekeyed, thereby permanently losing access to them. It may only trigger for high value accounts. 4 accounts have been rekeyed so far: A43BSFDDZGPEVB2XUUX652OOHNHRA3OZVP4FNM7MF5TDOCUFZWGLS7MR6A TJ7SMOGG52KCSEDWGP4NNCJMJFFLBFI5IKQS7GDUJN5UZJWCP7NTPPFMJ4 XTC4LUY4T5U2KBGRMJD5STGLS2UQJM6QW2N7PCYFB76BYGSH7PV3WOQ22U YKTO4C2WAC2BSMJMYKM43YCGUYHU3XHAHAYG6UUSF3BLOF6VMGRXKYB7ZU Exercise extreme caution $BLOW

This you?

Introduce yourself with 10 bands you've seen live: 1. Bruce Springsteen 2. Eminem 3. RATM 4. Ozzy 5. Tool 6. Green Day 7. Pantera 8. Snoop 9. Billy Joel 10. Elton John

Hey @BambuLabSupport, can I modify your AGPL licensed slicer software to ensure it doesn’t cause my P2S to burst into flames and burn my family alive in a house fire? Or, will you threaten me with lawsuits like you have done to some other people who have tried to modify open source software? Please respond. I’m planning tonight to 3D print a dick for you to sit on.

Law enforcement from 27 countries seized the First VPN Service, also known as 1VPNS, in Operation Saffron. A total of 33 servers associated with the infrastructure were taken down. The service provided various VPN configurations, including single, double, and multi-hop options, and was reportedly used by cybercriminals. The official website now displays a law enforcement takeover banner. A press release detailing the operation is expected soon.