Princess Gracie Ann the Gracious. Tater Tot Squad, Major #ZSHQ, Kevin Dynasty, 31st President Dog Twitter, TIME's Dog of the Year. Trumpers, exit to the LEFT!
Today we start Part 1 of 8 days of the Gracie Ann Detective story. Try to solve the case along with Gracie in the comments below.
You can find all the days as we go on by searching #GracieAnnDetective 1/5
It's Take Your Cat To Work Day.
The Mama works at home. I thought since my identical twin is a cat, it wouldn't matter if I put her or me on here. So you'll just have to wonder which one of us came to work with The Mama today.
#DogsofTwitter#TaterTotSquad#KevinDynasty
I just got a call from Publisher's Clearing House! I was trying to find out how much money I got, but The Mama took the phone and hung up. Grouch. She said it was a scam. I thought they wanted to give me money cause I'm cute.
It's Raggedy Ann and Andy today. One thing I don't understand, they're quite famous, so why are they still raggedy? The Mama made one for my sister when she was little. For some reason, my sister drew a mustache on it. #DogsofTwitter#TaterTotSquad#KevinDynasty
It's Meal Prep Day, and today we're making chicken stew. Soften your onions and garlic, add your chicken and cook it, add veggies, cook in 3 cups chicken stock, add spices. Stir occasionally. Thicken with a little corn starch.
#DogsofTwitter, #TaterTotSquad#KevinDynasty
I'm a little suspicious. Liliana was here today and she got ahold of The Mama's phone. She had a page open full of TV's. The Mama said, "Don't buy a TV" and took it away. Hours later, she got a call from the bank saying there was a suspicious purchase at Walmart.
It's June Bug Day.
The Mama said I was her little June Bug. Do I look like a bug? Am I green? Really, calling me an insect.
#DogsofTwitter#TaterTotSquad#KevinDynasty
National Eyewear Day
Today I am wearing my red polka dot sunglasses that match my collar. Be sure to wear sunglasses when you go out to protect your eyes. Remind your parents, if you are a senior dog, your eyes will be more sensitive to the light.
#DogsofTwitter#TaterTotSquad
Presidents are to pay for their own food and sundries and are given a $100K allowance to fix up their living quarters and Oval. I can't picture Trump paying his bills, and he hasn't only spent $100K to fix up the living quarters and Oval.
Thank you for attedning this #GracieTalk
It's Sorry I Was On A Boat Day!
I was talking about what happened to the Titantic and pulled out a couple rivets to demonstrate, people started screaming, so I jumped off and swam to shore. I am sorry I was on that boat, but, hey, I'm safe.
#DogsofTwitter#TaterTotSquad
We moved from Los Angeles to Las Vegas last year to be around my sister since she was having a baby. I've been through a lot of earthquakes in L.A. We expect them. But we just had one here. We're okay. I barked it away.
#TaterTotSquad#BarkAwayZombieEarthquak
Well, isn't this convenient. Yesterday was Rotisserie Chicken Day and today is Chicken Salad Day, for a nice leftover. I'm making sandwiches, with a pickle and iced tea. Anybody want to have a sandwich with me?
#DogsofTwitter#TaterTotSquad