Host of Grant Random Reports The News, Available Wherever You Get Podcasts
Joined August 2008
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8 Dec 2023
I'm launching a new weekly podcast on 12/15. It’s a politics-free comedic newscast that’ll feature news you can't use but will come to depend on, albeit foolishly. It’s FREE & will be available in most of the places you find podcasts. Don’t be a dick about this - listen!
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Jun 11
Today is my 25th anniversary with SiriusXM, well, technically with XM and then SiriusXM. This is my press photo from when I started in 2001. All told, it’s been 25 years, 7 channels, 2 cities, and 1 merger/layoff, along with some difficult conversations with HR in which I’ve been told things such as, “you understand that you cannot pass out in the lobby again, correct?” Thank you for listening over the years!
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May 27
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May 26
I would rather live in North Korea than watch another inning of Chicago Cubs baseball
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May 12
Thrilled to share that I’ve lost 5 pounds over the last two weeks with an exciting dieting technique called intermittent diarrhea.
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May 1
My doctor warned me about red stick.
May 1
@GrantRandom Baton Rouge translates to, wait for it…..Red stick.
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Apr 30
Me: I’ll have a side of toast.
Server: Did you want that toasted?
Me: Yes, I’ll have toasted toast.
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Apr 3
This is truly one of the messages I’ve received.
Apr 2
@GrantRandom is definitely the DJ of all time
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Mar 31
Mixed signals…
Mar 31
@GrantRandom keep up the amazing mediocre job bud! You’re doing great!
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Mar 27
I’m confused. And distracted by baseball.
Mar 27
It's a pretty simple game really. Try to hit the ball and run back to home before some asshole tags you. :)
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Mar 27
My days at Hair Nation were clearly my peak.
Mar 27
Grant was so much better when he was on @SiriusXMTurbo
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Mar 26
Fuck yeah!
Cubs, 2B Nico Hoerner reportedly agree to 6-year extension, per multiple reports including @MLBNetwork insider @JonHeyman.
ALT Nico Hoerner - Extended Pictured: Nico Hoerner smiles while wearing a home white Cubs uniform.
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Feb 26
Affirmative.
Feb 26
This is obviously the face of someone who gets asked too many stupid questions, right @GrantRandom ?
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Jan 23
Complaining about the DJ directly to the DJ is always an effective strategy.
Jan 23
@GrantRandom Please stop talking so much. We don’t subscribe to hear your dumb inane unfunny thoughts. @SIRIUSXM
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Jan 11
This! Go Bears! Go Cubs! Fuck yeah!
Jan 11
What a night in Chicago!
The Bears pull off historic comeback and the Cubs sign Alex Bregman.
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Jan 8
Fuck yeah!
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28 Dec 2025
The countdown was solely determined by listener voting, so it would appear that the Lithium listening public of North America has failed you.
Listening to @lithiumsiriusxm top 50 of the first half of the 1990s. How the hell is Jeremy by @PearlJam only at 26? @HardyMusic @MxHamx @KatCorbett @SluggoDoug @GrantRandom
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12 Dec 2025
It’s the least I can do.
12 Dec 2025
Always nice to know @GrantRandom is still out here suffering with the rest of us. Respect.
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