Lawncare Jihadist. Worldwide HOA. Nuerodivergent.
Joined July 2024
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25 May 2025
False choice. We need a worldwide HOA spanning pole to pole. Backfill the oceans. Level the mountains. All must be manicured and properly mowed. Trees trimmed. Beds mulched. Nothing less will do.
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Strangely the world cup has become NCAA March Madnessified. It's probably a great thing for World Football. European and SA squads will bitch and moan. Too bad. Sports are great because outcomes suffer from random chance..
π¨ πππ π¬π’π¨ ππ‘π’πͺ: Only 3 out of 10 Europeans teams have won a game in the 2026 World Cup so far:
β Czechia lost 2-1 vs South Korea
β Bosnia drew 1-1 vs Canada
β Switzerland drew 1-1 vs Qatar
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Scotland beat Haiti 1-0
β Turkey lost 2-0 vs Australia
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Germany beat Curacao 7-1
β Netherlands drew 2-2 vs Japan
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Sweden beat Tunisia 5-1
β Spain drew 0-0 vs Cape Verde
β Belgium drew 1-1 vs Egypt
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Jun 11
KARMELO ANTHONY IS WHITER THAN HE IS BLACK YOU NUMBSKULLS. I WILL FORCE YOU TO SEE IT.
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Jun 11
2CB and BAP remain the only source of truth on this site since Hakan entered the ether. These are Afro-Saxons. 15 percent of African Americans have NO AFRICAN ANCESTRY at all. Another 25% are majority European. SOON they will all be named Judy and Dave. WAKEUP BLACK PEOPLE
There is some truth in what HotepGoldstein says; but what is also true is that, like members of other purportedly insulated pariah groups that stand against history, a significant plurality, if not a majority, of his DNA comes from white Europeans. And therein lies the aporia of his message and the message of group identity in the modern world in general.
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Grassophilia retweeted
Jun 11
Mowing high is the best homeowner hack for a good lawn. It softens any of your other mistakes like not enough water or too much fertilizer etc
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Jun 10
Another map where the outline of Lancaster County is clearly visible. Our air is disgusting.
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Jun 10
Some real nice looks TURF in Belfast. Good to see such a well maintained public space. Keep Mowing Boys!!
Jun 10
π¨BREAKING: Massive crowds of masked men are back on the streets tonight
Belfast locals are furious. π¬π§
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Jun 7
Quite a bit of drought recently. Softer tones creeping in. 1" of water a week will be increased to 1.5". It's brutal. Sorry this is more important than two retard jocks and their retard trial. Arrest everyone, still living, involved.
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Jun 7
CLEANSE? The grass is fucking SCALPED and that piss machine mutt is killing it with its endless urination. Looks like PALESTINE. The fake grass is the ultimate insult. How dare you post this garbage on the SABBATH. I am VOMITING IN CHURCH RIGHT NOW
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Jun 5
Sure pal pay some inbred Honduran to FUCK YOUR WIFE. The porch swing is the ultimate CUCKCHAIR
Unless you love mowing, I cannot stress enough how worth it it is to have someone else cut your grass if you have a big lawn, many other projects, and can find a fair rate.
Such an incredible upgrade, especially with the break even on a zero turn being like 5 years out.
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I hate dandelions.
They are a bane to a well kept lawn.
As to them being *edible* and such:
I don't eat salad.
And I don't drink wine.
The white puffy seeds make me sneeze.
Thus-
Dandelions merit the glorious chemical death that
2,4-D gives them:
Slow, quiet, and permanent.
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Jun 1
The food posting needs to stop. No one wants to see this horseshit on their timelines.
Jun 1
Ron's home!!! Supper break!
What's for supper at your house tonight?!
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Jun 1
I know it's winter time when this was taken but there's no excuse for the HORRIBLE MULCH JOB shown here. Obviously the lack of proper landscaping befuddled the Sikh and drove him to madness. Who's property is this? Were they punished? What do you expect??
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Jun 1
Grass is also cut way too low for overwintering. This is stunting spring growth.
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May 31
Can't wait for Alpha-Gel August and Sepsis September. This is suicide by tick.
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May 31
The only path forward for the Democrat Party is spooked up middle-aged white women for statewide office. African American Dem machine pols are obviously crooked and incompetent. Any white guy they find is some pervert or weird oddball. Their only hope lies within the pantsuit.
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May 31
Asian men, the white woman version of men, may also be a possibility.
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May 30
I should also respond to the gimmick account terminology used here. This is not an attack on HVAC or anything like that. On the Internet, sincerity, or the projection of it, is the fakiest and darkest gimmick of them all. FaceFags are the ultimate gimmick accounts.
May 30
This is how I find out that the gimmick account that sexually attracted to grass unfollowed me
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May 30
Why is this terrorist not in GITMO? Yes turn your property into a fetid GARBAGE DUMP of trash and flesh. Not American.
Pro-tip for flies when it comes to grilling out.
Toss the packaging, papers or aluminum foil to whatever it is you're cooking off to the side about 15-20 ft away from the grill and you'll never deal with a fly while cooking.
They'll stay happy over there in hog heaven.
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