Lawyer Mon-Fri. Marry people at weekends. Español & Disco enthusiast. Views those of Widdecombe & Pump. Wedding enquiries by DM/humanistchris on FB. #AuDHD
Joined November 2011
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I am very allergic to them, but I deeply respect them and their way of life.
Asking autistics, how do you feel about cats?
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I can’t believe @TennentsLager didn’t set up a fan zone for the Tartan Army. Could’ve called it the Boston T Party
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Ally McCoist: “At the risk of stating the obvious, you need to score more goals than the other team to win the game.” #SomosMéxico
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Well, if it isn’t me 😂
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People with ADHD will research something obsessively for 3 weeks, become a genuine expert, tell everyone about it, buy all the equipment…then wake up one morning and feel absolutely nothing about it ever again.
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The ADHD urge to do everything at once is undefeated. You start laundry. Then remember the dishes. Then notice a drawer needs organizing. Then suddenly you're redecorating a room and the laundry is still sitting in the machine.
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On my way home there and saw a fella wearing an old referee jersey (worn out Specsavers logo and all) casually walking into a mechanic’s. Couldn’t help but wonder if he was going to check parts were being fitted in accordance with the rules, or if it was a Vehicle Accident Review
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I was expecting a Davie Moyes effort here, but fair play, the boy’s Spanish is good. Maybe negotiated his own deal 💰
May 29
Anthony Gordon speaking in Spanish at his Barcelona unveiling after making the move from Newcastle 🇪🇸
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Someone’s Nan won the English Premier League
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May 19
Gerry Cinnamon and his consequences have been a disaster for the human race.
May 18
A Scotland World Cup Song. 🏴
My next song ‘The Saltire’s Back (Ole Ole)’ is out everywhere this Friday! (22.05)
We are all buzzing for the World Cup & I can’t wait to get this song out there!
Pre-save below.
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May 19
adhd ruins my life everyday it pisses me off when people talk about it like some quirky personality trait. do you understand how horrific it is to know you have to get something done and your brain is on red alert screaming at you to do it but you just physically cant
May 19
I honestly haťe how ADHD has been sensationalized as the fun mental illness but having it literally feels like walking around with some very specific kind of dementia that is actively ruining your life at every step and the culprit is always you.
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I need alone time so I can avoid be overstimulated
I also need people time so I can avoid being understimulated
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