Nobel Peace(signs) Award Recipient 2019
Joined April 2020
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Hey @vuecinemas is there anyone I can talk to about an awful screening of Wicked we saw at one of your sites. Was very excited to take my sister to one of the most colourful and magical films of the year, and watching it was like I had 2 pairs of sunglasses on.
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Wank management, poor treatment of players, mass exodus of talent. Not a shocker really. Will only get worse before big changes are made. Shame.
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18 Sep 2024
I got to number 4 before I came to the conclusion that this doesn’t represent anyone, anywhere in Britain, ever…
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Hello @PizzaExpress can you please explain this mad pepperoni pizza I bought from @Tesco today that had NO pepperoni on it?!?!?!
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Fucking hell
10 Mar 2024
this video is like my favourite thing. imagine being on the ledge and getting handed this 😭x.com/beauvoirbaddie/status/…
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10 Mar 2024
this video is like my favourite thing. imagine being on the ledge and getting handed this 😭x.com/beauvoirbaddie/status/…
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11 Mar 2024
Silly I know but one likes to imagine her majesty had a hand in editing Kate’s photograph from up in hea’n , smiling that mischievous smile of hers with a trace of marmalade sandwich on her sensuous lips xx 🇬🇧
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Madness that @thameswater is expecting me to pay for a full year of bills, when I know and they know that I am only staying in my flat for the next 6 months. During a cost of living crisis it’s unacceptable to have to effectively pay double on the promise that (1/2)
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Carne retweeted
24 Feb 2024
we don't need this but if there's anyone who could pull this off it's glenn howerton
24 Feb 2024
Lionsgate is looking to do a modern remake of ‘AMERICAN PSYCHO’.
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Carne retweeted
16 Feb 2024
when you step on your dogs paw and they make that little "aarf" sound
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8 Feb 2024
Have you read Gregg Wallace's daily routine?
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9 Feb 2024
Comments by TJ Mack. Written and produced by @DavidBakhash
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7 Feb 2024
The sad version of the Tracy Beaker theme tune
6 Feb 2024
What's one song you want played at your funeral?
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24 Jan 2024
Me: i have a headache
WebMD: and it’ll be your last
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23 Jan 2024
hey sorry for being so anxious earlier i had no idea everything would be fine
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