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21 Mar 2023
Sometimes bad things happen to handsome people
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Hopefully 32
What’s the best age to get married??
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🗽Caleb 🎪 retweeted
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"TEXAS IS GOOD EVERYTHING IS BIG"
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This reminds me of when I had a date scheduled with a girl and she found my twitter and saw me posting about my niece and said that guys wanting kids is a major red flag and canceled the date
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Y’all ever had evil cuddles before? Sinister snuggles perhaps
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🗽Caleb 🎪 retweeted
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Jedi will be shocked when one of their own turns to the dark side while the mf looks like this
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Confessions of an avid gym rat who hates the lat pull down machine;
I hate the lat pulldown machine
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Jun 14
Finished the biography of my favorite author just now. Its made me very emotional because of how much Denis Johnson’s writing has meant to me.
Anyways, this is what Dutch was looking like as I fought back the manliest, testosterone fueled eye water this side of the Mississippi
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Jun 14
Its good but I’m still not prepared to start trying to marry for love
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Jun 14
If this turns out well then I can finally start trying to marry for love, instead of just looking for someone who will bake me banana bread
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Jun 14
“Things are in motion now that cannot be undone” - Gandalf
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Jun 13
I swear at some point in my life I had a delicious espresso martini, but like, the last five or six have been disgusting
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🗽Caleb 🎪 retweeted
The best modern games aren’t even in the same league as the average pre-2006 LucasArts release.
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Name one game from 20 years ago that's still better than modern games.
I'll wait.
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Jun 13
Kitten… I earned this today
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Enchanted rock… more like enchanted rocked my shit. God damn that sucked.
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Enchanted rock… more like enchanted rocked my shit. God damn that sucked.
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