An online comedy & satire magazine.
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12 Nov 2024
"Create a romantic ambiance with songs like “The Battle Hymn of the Republic” and “Yankee Doodle Dandy”..." -Mike Todasco #satire #humor
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8 Nov 2024
"Try Aromatherapy: Walk around the house with an atomizer full of patchouli oil and spray it on people." @JustinCourter #satire #humor
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7 Nov 2024
"There’s no time to strap on the contrived personality you use in public to disguise your authentically twitchy self." @JamzKlein #satire #humor
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6 Nov 2024
"1. Take a glass. Or a cup, mug, thermos, vase, bucket, ancient wine goblet, or Viking drinking horn. Whatever it is, make sure it’s transparent. If not, you’ll need special skills to see through it." - Andreea Tanase #satire #humor
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5 Nov 2024
"In counties where Democrats are in control, the voter rolls include bread rolls and tootsie rolls!" -Gunnar Birgisson #satire #humor
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4 Nov 2024
"A Political Identity Reveal Party is the perfect way to involve your friends and family in your political indecision–nothing brings people together quite like charged political discussions during election season." @lessismorefun @AlexisTaiWrites #Satire
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4 Nov 2024
"For years, we have longed to return to the values and social inequalities of the mid twentieth century, when America was the only country with nuclear weapons, and women couldn’t have credit cards." @15thcgossipgirl #Satire #humor
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17 Sep 2024
Shakespeare Characters Post on Facebook Marketplace by @yuqih
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22 Jul 2024
How Could Something Like This Happen in a Country Where Something Like This Happens Every Day? by @meg_it_happen
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16 Jul 2024
The End of the Platform-Formerly-Known-as-Twitter: Found Extracts from a Survivor’s Diary by @15thcgossipgirl
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11 Jul 2024
I Am a Local Politician and I Need to Ask You For Money. Again. by Emily Cerrito
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9 Jul 2024
A Letter From Head of PR to CEO of Dawn Dish Soap by Brian Buseck
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3 Jul 2024
Refuting Recent Claims Made Against Origami Furniture by Joe Sanders
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3 Jul 2024
Refuting Recent Claims Made Against Origami Furniture by Joe Sanders
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2 Jul 2024
Our Household’s Weekly Banana Standoff — Not a Penis Story by @KristineLaco
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27 Jun 2024
Not MY teenager of course. @GreenerPastSat
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25 Jun 2024
Things I Don't Want To Hear From My Hiking Group by @gail_gauthier
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