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5 Aug 2023
Every day I read another piece of news that moves me .01% closer to becoming this guy
4 Aug 2023
BOMBSHELL: Pfizer employees were given a *special batch*… different from what was forced into the general population 🚨🚨🚨
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DID THE DAMN THING
ALT The Canes beat the Knights 3-0 in regulation
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NORTH CAROLINA COME ON AND RAISE UP, THIS ONES FOR YOU! THIS ONES FOR WHO? US US US
#STANLEYCUP
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Jun 13
There's no sex in your violence
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Jun 10
My resolution? Air strikes.
Bomb them.
Bomb them.
Keep bombing them.
Bomb them again and again.
For the love of God, bomb the call centers President Trump.
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Jun 8
Trying to get my southern style bento box over to Japanese Twitter. Country style steak, creamed corn, and mashed potatoes.
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Jun 7
Man summer in NC is so good. Had a pool day, ate some fresh homegrown blackberries and nectarines, and finished with a steak dinner.
Sitting in the hammock drinking some wine, smoking a bit of tobacco, and listening to some country music.
What a gorgeous evening.
Go canes!
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Jun 2
First fruit of summer, some sort of plum off the three in one stone fruit tree I planted last year.
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Jun 2
And since you blocked me here's a perfect example.
About half of the initial neighborhood was fields, but they clear cut the other half. Then overtime the newer stuff is cut straight from woodland.
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And the now 20 year old portion never grew tall trees back
Jun 2
Because I've seen hundreds of these types of neighborhoods get built around me. Sometimes they are former farmland but most of the time it is forest that is clear cut just for maybe one Bradford pear per house to replace it.
I've seen it done right where they keep trees too
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Jun 2
And here's what it looks like when done right, this neighborhood only cut out trees for the houses and left much of them intact. It was built just before the earliest satellite imagery but these homes are now worth significantly more than the other neighborhood today.
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May 17
Putting in a hammock stand in my backyard under two oak trees is one of the greatest ideas I've ever had.
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May 16
The world is a vampire
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May 16
That jingle is so annoying it should be classified as a crime against humanity.
May 15
Annoying jingle permanently banned from airwaves as California ends 'strategy of deception' trib.al/UgGkCsR
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May 12
An interesting little island isn't it.
Hold the fort, says here they're they're pedophiles!
May 12
ok well i just did some light reading on the pitcairn islands: jesus christ!
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May 1
I went looking for examples of gauche and lmfao
"I know gold's a bit gauche, but I wanted to ensure you grasp my new position atop the pecking order. And for the sake of your feeble mind, let's keep the name simple as well; we'll call this Golden Frieza."
That video of the High schoolers not knowing basic words is not funny, it’s actually really sad. Silhouette and gauche should be words they’re use to at that age.
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Apr 27
This makes sense when you realize Europeans are too poor to buy fresh lemons so a lemon flavored soda is all they know.
Apr 27
Sprite is ONE brand of lemonade. We are not “dumb bitches” because we know more than one brand. You would not be expected to call all these brands “Sprite.”
Community note
Traditionally lemonade refers to a non-carbonated beverage consisting of sweetened lemon juice and water.
The use of lemonade to refer to lemon-lime soda is mostly regionally restricted to the UK and Ireland
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lemonade
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Apr 23
Where is Da Shi when you need him?
Apr 23
NASA nuclear engineer found dead in burned Tesla after vanishing from his Alabama home last year trib.al/pVh5KPx
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Apr 20
Vrabel can’t be around Boutte anymore
Apr 20
A name that has come up in trade talks is #Patriots WR Kayshon Boutte, who is entering the final year of his contract, according to multiple league sources.
With Romeo Doubs coming in and the eventual AJ Brown trade, teams believe he could be available for the right price.
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Apr 16
A little short I made about Norm.
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Apr 15
Thousands of responses to this and no one has pointed out Ontario is not in America? Are people this dumb?
Chamel Abdulkarim, who is accused of sparking a massive Ontario warehouse fire after his company didn’t “pay him enough to live”, pleaded not guilty today in court. Good luck finding a jury to convict this man when 70% of Americans live paycheck to paycheck.
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