Fitzdog Radio, Childish and Sunday Papers podcasts every week! New special, “You Know Me,” out NOW on YouTube. On the road with my new hour, tickets below.

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Attell and Oakerson are talking about it. So it's real. My special, "You Know Me," just hit 200K views on YouTube! Make it 200,001. #standupcomedy #youknowme #comedyspecial
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#WorldCup is like gay porn for me. I have tried watching it and respect the athleticism but just can’t get excited.
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See FITZDOG @GregFitzShow this weekend in Boston! @Laugh Boston. Tix FITZDOG.COM
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Boston, NH and Maine coming up! @LaughBoston #Fitzdog.com for tix
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We have Luis J. Gomez this week on FitzDog. The creator of Skankfest and many, many children he isn't aware of. @luisjgomez youtu.be/mviF6HBJfhE?si=ZgLJ…
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I will be performing at Skankfest X in New Orleans  Nov 13th - 15th, 2026! Badges are on sale Monday, April 20th at 2pm EST at skankfest.com (skankfest.com/) @skankfestnyc #SkankfestX
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As Greg gets older, Alison seemingly just got younger. 🎧 podcasts.apple.com/us/podcas… #childish #childishpod @gregfitzshow @alisonrosen apple.co/childish
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In Cali the next 2 weeks! Come say hi! #Bakersfield #Escondido #comedy
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A rather unpleasant word association from @GregFitzShow youtu.be/M3Tx1eK1_z0?si=zZje…
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Mixing an incisive wit with scathing sarcasm, @GregFitzShow has achieved success as a stand-up, Emmy Award winning writer and host. Catch him for 2 shows in Vancouver this September! 🔗: heyor.ca/pdIkqQ Presale | 4/8 at 10AM PT, code: FUNNY On Sale | 4/10 at 10AM PT
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The hilarious @GregFitzShow joins me this week on the podcast youtu.be/M3Tx1eK1_z0?si=oAZA…
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Janesville WI this weekend ⁦@ComedyCabin⁩ tix cabinlaughs.com/ #Janesville
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Daniel is beefing up and Erin is getting drunken texts. Plus butter-fed toddlers are all the rage. 🎧 podcasts.apple.com/us/podcas… #childish #childishpod @gregfitzshow @AlisonRosen
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Texas in next! This weekend. tix FITZDOG.COM @punchlinehou @hyenasftw
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King Charles has a royal pain in his ass, whales are chatting up a storm and Mike loves musicals. youtu.be/vOW8nZvU8uo Quo – The smarter way to run your business communications. Try it free and get 20% off your first six months at: quo.com/papers Fabric by Gerber Life – Fast, affordable term life insurance made for busy parents. Apply in minutes at: meetfabric.com/papers
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Today is the kind of day I just sit in the hotel and listen to The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust album on a loop. If I were a female figure skater this is what I would skate to. And I would dress like Ziggy. Too late?
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Lexington KY & Houston next 2 weeks! FITZDOG.COM FOR TIX @ComedyOffBWay @punchlinehou #Standup #Stern #Rogan #Lexington #Houston
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We bet on war, debate ethics and talk about a cheating Olympian. TryMiracle.com/PAPERS youtu.be/oA1m55XawsY

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We talk about our Owens and discuss sharing milk. 🎧 podcasts.apple.com/us/podcas… #childish #childishpod @gregfitzshow @alisonrosen
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