PHP performance nerd 🐘

Joined October 2015
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How much do I have to pay to never have to see anything about Dario Amodei ever again?
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Enjoying faster.dev by @aarondfrancis. Don't let the name make you think it's about one-shotting or that it purely focus on speed as a success metric. It's very quality focused with an emphasis of keeping your hands on the wheel
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Parallel testing in Laravel with multiple database connections is way more fiddly than it should be. The closest solution is a now deleted blog post by @sarahjting. Is this really that rare a scenario?
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React2shell would have sounded like a parody CVE 5 years ago
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Advising junior devs not to over engineer things is depriving them of a pivotal learning experience. It's a rite of passage to massively over engineer a project and then subsequently learn why it was a mistake when you go to maintain it
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Why have so many people on Twitter stopped using capital letters? It almost seems like more effort
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Greg Mayes retweeted
Software decay is a great argument for careful planning and thoughtful use of external dependencies. This was something I took very seriously from the start when writing File Pilot. Especially when you look at the lifespan of some long established file explorers, they often last for decades and still function properly. This is something many users don’t fully appreciate at first, but they grow to value it over time, especially when the software they purchased continues to work reliably years later. That’s also one of the reasons I stand behind the prices I’ve set, because I’m not building this for two years, I’m building it for at least twenty. File Pilot uses only a few single header libraries, checked out directly into the source tree. - It doesn’t use a library to display windows or handle input. - It doesn’t use a library to set up graphics. - It doesn’t use a library to draw the UI. - It doesn’t use a library for math, strings, or containers. - Heck, it’s not even linking against the C standard library. It does depend on quite a few Windows APIs, because of the nature of the app, it has to. But even there, I’m mostly using WinAPI features from the Windows XP era, which have proven stable over time. Microsoft actually did a reasonably good job in that area. But the things they built on top of it, like .NET, MFC, Windows Forms, WPF, and their latest abomination, WinUI, those change as the wind blows. And I’ve seen developers struggle to keep up with that. On top of all that, File Pilot is built using C. It’s old, yes, but for this purpose, that’s a feature. The language spec changes infrequently (though even that is shifting a bit), but you can always stick to an older version like C99 or C11. And long term software stability is just one of the advantages of building this way, you also get: - better performance - faster build times - smaller binaries - more control and freedom to modify the codebase - deeper understanding of how everything works
I read this article about software development, which I knew about because I saw Prime reacting to it: notashelf.dev/posts/curse-of… For the most part I think it is fine: a relatively young programmer is doing the healthy work of introspecting on what he should really be doing. But there's one part of the article that I think is a deep mistake, and the author doesn't know it's so wrong because he has never experienced the alternative: "Software doesn’t stay solved. Every solution you write starts to rot the moment it exists. Not now, not later, but eventually. Libraries deprecate. APIs change. Performance regressions creep in. Your once-perfect tool breaks silently because libfoo.so is now libfoo.so.2. 2 I have had scripts silently fail because a website changed its HTML layout. I have had configuration formats break because of upstream version bumps. I have had Docker containers die because Alpine Linux rotated a mirror URL. In each case, the immediate emotional response was not just inconvenience but something that moreso resembles guilt." Yes, this is true in much of the programming world. But there is another world in which people build things that last much longer. I have done it many times. I shipped a binary for this game Braid in 2009 that you can still download and play on Steam 16 years later. If you are pretty young (like 35), you can run binaries on Windows that were compiled before you were even born, which is amazing given how hard they have been trying to f up Windows lately. On an emulator like MAME, you can play arcade games programmed in 1979. If today's software "technology" is so much better, why does it fall apart like tissue paper? The author is not wrong about the cited decay. But this decay is not inherent to the practice of software. It's due to choices made, usually foolishly, by the people designing the systems being interacted with. And, it's due to a lack of knowing better, non-exposure to the sector of programmers who are very concerned with their code lasting a long time, actually. The way you make code last a long time is you minimize dependencies that are likely to change and, to the extent you must take such dependencies, you minimize the contact surface between your program and those dependencies. The actual algorithms you program, the actual functioning machinery you build, is a mathematical object defined by the semantics of your programming language, and mathematical objects are eternal, they will last far longer than your human life. The goal then is to avoid introducing decay into the system. You must build an oasis of peace that is insulated from this constant bombardment of horrible decisions, and only hesitantly interface into the outside world. This means, for example: If you are shipping on iOS, you only reluctantly use any functions iOS gives you, because when you use them, Tim Apple will come along and break your program next year for arbitrary pointless reasons, because Tim Apple does not respect you or anyone you know. This means a program cannot last forever on iOS, because Tim Apple likes breaking your things and watching you submissively clean them up. But the core of your program, which could be 95% of the code, is fine, and you can deploy it elsewhere. This means you have to insulate from Linux userspace, because of all the jackass decision making that introduces constant incompatibilities while somehow never making the system better. Using a library dependency to do font rendering or sparse matrix math? That dependency gets checked into your source tree, a copy of exactly the version you use. Ten years later you can pull down that source and recompile, and it works, because your program is a mathematical object. If you want to upgrade to something newer that has bug fixes and so forth, you are free to do so, but you are also free not to do so, and your program still works. (And how many of these bug fixes do you really need? Your program worked correctly when you shipped it to the greatest extent you could measure, because you are a skillful software engineer who wants to ship things of a high quality). Everyone who got into programming for the joy of it knows, at some level, that the magic of programs is that they represent complexity that is replicable over time (and thus they exist outside of time). But the trashy programmer culture of the past 20 years stopped aspiring to this, and now has forgotten it is even possible. And so long as people have forgotten, decisions will continue to be made that make the problem worse. There are programmers who only write glue code, and who think that's what programming is; to these people what I have written above will not make sense. But the good news for that contingent is, they can always just stop writing glue code and start doing something else! If today's software "technology" is so good, why do you think it needs so much glue? Maybe there is a stylistic problem. So if you are looking for what to do in the world of software that can represent a lasting contribution, maybe this is food for thought. @NotAShelf @ThePrimeagen
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I know nothing about PewDiePie but his video on using Linux was so endearing. Also makes me want to rice my install more
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Kind of funny that phpdelusions.net is broken right now with a visible ?> in the output

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Your outie understands Kubernetes
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Why did I think that PostCSS was a good idea for a Jekyll blog. Time to move to Tailwind CLI
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Who would have thought that a show about the Penguin from Batman would go so hard
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Looking forward to @phpstoke tonight. Almost a mini-Laracon with the Q&A session👌
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I've been drilling C lately in an attempt to work up to contributing to php-src and it's an oddly beautiful language
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Rick Rubin's book is awesome if you're someone who isn't typically creative. 10/10 Christmas present
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There's still so much value to @garybernhardt's Destroy All Software screencasts. Hard to believe some of them are 12 years old
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I know they're not designed for userland code, but I really want to try shoehorning Fibers into some PHP code
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Can't make it to this week's @phpstoke, but people should definitely go if they're on the fence. The talks look really good 👌
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Yep, definitely time to stop using the 'For You' tab here. It's just total brain rot
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