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George Sloshington @GregSloshington

Dispensing liberty and justice to all since 1776 | Avid hater of all things British | Consumer of beer

Joined April 2023
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George Sloshington@GregSloshington
13 Sep 2023
Your ass is grass, and I’m the mower. You can’t keep ducking me forever, George. You know where to find me…
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#Friyay
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Benjamin Netanyahu is so mad we made it to #Friyay @realmartydaniel @snowcledus4 @90scountrypower @PorchBeersInc @JackiePoon33 #BeerMe
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Breaking news, @realmartydaniel is a Mossad agent
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Been almost a month since a @realmartydaniel Tweet, he must be sober for good now. What a shame #SundayFunDay #DontTouchMyPBR #PourMeAnotherOne
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I bet @JackiePoon33 is probably sober right now. Spending his #Friyay drinking cucumber water
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Haven’t heard from @realmartydaniel in ages. Must’ve forgotten his Twitter login after all that time spent at his lake front property
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Have a horrible case of the shits this #Friyay. Time to bunker down and consume 15 Guinness Extra Stouts to calm things down. Let’s have a day gents @realmartydaniel @snowcledus4 @PorchBeersInc @JackiePoon33 @90scountrypower #BeerMe #RIPTK #PourMeAnotherOne
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Gents, we made. It’s officially #Friyay. Tonight lets take out our rum, grab our Coca Cola ™️ from the fridge, and enjoy #friyay the way TK would have wanted us to @90scountrypower @snowcledus4 @PorchBeersInc @JackiePoon33 #BeerForMyHorses #RedSoloCup #DriveBy #COCRaidWeekend

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George Sloshington retweeted
Snowman@snowcledus4
May 8
It’s going to be a great #Friyay @realmartydaniel @GregSloshington @PorchBeersInc @JackiePoon33 #YouLoveIt #RIPTK
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Get your money up, not your funny up @realmartydaniel @snowcledus4 @JackiePoon33 @PorchBeersInc #BingoSlut
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George Sloshington retweeted
Snowman@snowcledus4
May 2
Replying to @PorchBeersInc
@PorchBeersInc forgot how to #drink beer and loves #sober #Saturyays #PutANippleOnIt #IfYouHaveToAskYouCantAffordIt
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I’m going to get so freaky on those couches #FreakyFortniteFreakOff
Coach Marty Daniels@realmartydaniel
May 1
Replying to @GregSloshington
@GregSloshington @snowcledus4 couches have arrived, can’t wait to get drunk and pass out on these puppies on this beautiful #friyay
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On this wonderful #Friyay, all I can think about is @snowcledus4 stealing the valor of all #Guinness drinkers. I am going to channel this rage, and use it in today’s Clash of Clans raid. #LetsClash #FriyayFreak #GoblinMan

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Roll call @snowcledus4 @realmartydaniel @PorchBeersInc @JackiePoon33 @mhmhmhmhmhmhmui @90scountrypower
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Hide your limes, the forecast calls for @snowcledus4 to be on the prowl tonight! #RandCWithALime

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Drinking for evil this #Friyay @realmartydaniel @snowcledus4 @PorchBeersInc @JackiePoon33 @mhmhmhmhmhmhmui @90scountrypower

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#RollCall @PorchBeersInc @realmartydaniel @snowcledus4 @mhmhmhmhmhmhmui @90scountrypower @JackiePoon33
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Will you answer the call? #Friyay #BeerForMyHorses #Que
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A somber #Friyay. Uncle Sam has taken my money in the form of “taxes”. To quote the greatest American who ever lived (other than myself), Mel Gibson: "Freedooooooom (from taxes)” #BeerMe #GettinJiggyWitIt #TaxThisAss

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It’s Easter #Friyay. Thinking of mixing some “Cadbury Eggs” in with my 14 Rum and Cokes. Thoughts?

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