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Alan West @Greshark

He/Him. BA: Screen & Media; polsci(minor). I bring sort of a silly goose vibe to the timeline that serious geese don't really like.

Joined June 2009
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Alan West@Greshark
5 Feb 2024
This damn AI has got me all figured out.
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Henry VIII would have loved cigarettes.
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If I gave you $100,000 a day it would take 10 days for you to get $1 million. It would take 27.38 years at that rate for you to get $1 billion. It would take 27,379 years at that rate for you to get $1 trillion.
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ALT Alex Jones Frogs GIF
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Wonder who wants to be the guy on the wikipedia page for "first Trillionaire assassinated".
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One time I was walking to work and to keep myself entertained I was saying all the stereotypical "fuck the coppers" stuff, but instead of copper I was saying cobbler, and then my shoe broke.
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Fuckin love capitalist innovation mate. What do you MEAN an extra 2GB data allowance? IT'S THE ENDLESS PLAN THERE ISN'T A DATA CAP.
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Stavros Halkias
@stavvybaby
Jun 9
Pedophiles and private equity have ruined America and, more importantly, the New York Knicks home court advantage
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Guy that's genuinely surprised TOP would willingly work with the Nats.
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This is actually so fucking funny. Why does it seem so easy for labour MPs to fit into NZF hmmmmm.
Stewart Sowman-Lund@StewartLundNZ
Jun 8
Former Labour Cabinet minister Kiri Allan says she had an “initial discussion” about standing for NZ First, but wasn’t “sure that there is a policy slash values alignment”. NZ First hasn’t denied a conversation took place, but says there was never any “official approach”.
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I wonder who the first guy was to look at bread and go "I should cook that again"
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Tall poppy syndrome is bullshit made up by rich wankers who don't like regular people saying they are wankers.
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Kinda odd that those guys who made the weird youtube shorts sketches have made a real successful horror movie. First time I've seen that pipeline but I'm here for it.
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Happy birthday to me. And you if relevant.
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They could never get me to hate this guy
Hunter Biden
@HunterBiden
Jun 3
Replying to @SleepyManny
Man if you’re going to be mean and least get it right. I smoked crack. I would never have wasted coke on snorting it.
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FYI afterpay does NOT respect the pump limit.
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If australia had a usable interior they would be an unstoppable powerhouse and I thank Māui every day for fishing them up such a barren piece of land.
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Matthew Horncastle
@matt_horncastle
Jun 1
New Zealand should remove our nuclear-free position. We should have nuclear power for cheap energy, and nuclear weapons so no country thinks about challenging us.
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