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3 Jun 2021
Funeral homes should normalize playing "I'm the man in the box" -Alice in Chains
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Charlie Kirk will not be attending tonight's UFC match at the White House. His neck hurts.
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I never miss a photo op.
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Iβm currently at a hospital waiting to claim a long-overdue soul.
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Weβre very close to a transition.
My HR team is working out the details.
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This fucking clown and cosplay Nazi Gregory Bovino thinks he has a shot at the 2028 presidency.
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Religion spent centuries training billions to outsource their thinking to dusty ancient texts and glorious blind faith. Now, in a dazzling display of progress, weβve upgraded to AI algorithms and probabilistic guesses. Because nothing says βenlightenmentβ like trading one form of intellectual laziness for another effortless, prepackaged answer that spares us the unbearable horror of doubt, evidence, or actually reasoning for ourselves. Truly, we are peaking as a species.
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What a woman does with her body is none of your fucking business.
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I would love to see this actually happen π
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Trump has put a band together for the America 250th Celebration.
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As US & Israeli militaries deepen their integration, alongside exploding data centers, detention facilities with incinerators, βfree speech zones,β erosion of womenβs rights, and defunding of public programs, the future is looking increasingly dark and dystopian.
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This is what happens when stupid people are in charge.
Jun 4
The New World Screwworm, a grave parasitic threat, has just been detected in US cattle for the first time since it was eradicated in 1966.
The parasite's revival comes after Trump and DOGE slashed funding for Screwworm monitoring programs.
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I hear thereβs a new arrival in Hell but I donβt want to get my hopes up.
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New study: 9 out of every 10 MAGA men kiss the tip of the hotdog before they eat it.
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Since things are getting more and more expensive, itβs a good time to remember that data centers are full of copper, gold, silver, and palladium.
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Vance and Rubio getting ready for thier 2028 presidential run.
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Youβre up against a homicidal, genocidal, pedophilic collection of war-profiteering sociopaths that hijacked your power structures and theyβre weaponizing them against you for personal gain.
Act accordingly!
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sunlight warming the hollows of my collarbones
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devotion has teeth; let me show you
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In these cases, maybe they should be able to break more than car windows.
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