hollywood hates me

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wife: can you ever stop thinking about the Leafs for like five seconds? me: wtf of course i can wife: ok so can you pick up the kids from school today? me: you’re right our playoff hopes do really hinge on Jake Muzzin
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Why in the year 2026 do GMs keep inviting Babcock to come sabotage their team? Self-sadistic thrill? Humiliation kink? Repressed daddy issues? I don’t get it
If #Oilers elect to continue down the path with Mike Babcock, sources say the #NHLPA is in receipt of “significant” additional claims from their own investigation with players that were not publicly reported in 2023. Those claims were presented to #NHL prior to his resignation.
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One the greatest moments of my childhood. Core leaf memory. Fletcher was an absolute beauty. RIP 🙏
My enduring memory of Cliff Fletcher is his sheer jubilation at Nikolai Borschevsky’s OT goal against Detroit in 1993. He brought hope to Toronto Maple Leafs fans so desperate for a winner and helped rejuvenate the franchise when it was badly needed. RIP.
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I’d say Tre should go back to slinging pizzas but I don’t trust him near an oven
🚨 MATTHEW KNIES WAS ONE MINUTE AWAY FROM BEING A MONTREAL CANADIEN. Now confirmed, last year’s trade-deadline deal that would have sent Knies to Montreal fell through after being submitted exactly 60 seconds past the 3 p.m. ET hard deadline. “Now, I’ve heard different variations on why it was late and whose fault it was, but I don’t know for sure,” Friedman said. “But a lot of people pointed fingers at others.” However, with Brad Treliving out and John Chayka now GM, a potential deal revisiting Knies to Montreal is seen as “unlikely to be revisited.” Reports @FriedgeHNIC / 32T #Leafsforever
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no team north of this line has won a cup since 2018 and they won’t again this year
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le bye bye
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Canes absolutely pulverizing the Habs and I’m not even sure if Aho Svech or Jarvis are playing wow
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Never seen so much “fork likely to be found in kitchen” reporting in my life
Chris Johnston: Heard that some people from the Leafs' staff have made a trip up to Whitehorse...where Gavin McKenna's from; I don't view that as a full tell on their intentions; the industry sense I get...it's likely gonna be McKenna for the Leafs - Chris Johnston Show (5/28)
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the stunning success of history’s most ethical tank
most evil year for hockey name 1 thing that went right
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Idiots now love pretending MM wasnt ass for us every spring. Mf squeezed us for every penny, ghosted every time we needed him to step up, THEN turned down the biggest UFA offer in Leaf history. Him playing well now makes me blame him more, not less. That’s arch villain shit
Mitch Marner with another multi point game & is one win away from the SCF…but I was told he was the problem in Toronto?
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Berube Leaf HC highlight reel - RIP king

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-first overall pick secured -Berube launched into sun -10/10 sister Chayka is a genius
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what the pathetic cuck shit is this?? he’s the one that owes us an apology
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Do Maple Leafs fans owe Mitch Marner an apology? WATCH | youtu.be/rGsUKjYD2hU
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good morning
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Every leaf fan looking in the mirror this morning:
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My only take on Chayka/Sundin at this point is that everyone seems to really hate it and that gives me hope
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2026 Nazem Kadri fetching a better return than 2019 Nazem Kadri - being a leaf fan is the hardest gig on earth
To Colorado: Nazem Kadri 4th 2027 To Calgary: Conditional 2028 first Conditional 2027 second Victor Olofsson Max Curran Retain 20 per cent
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Incredible how this one split second brain fart from Nate Mac: -forever redefined Auston Matthews’s legacy -ditto Jack Hughes -lit American politics on fire -got Kash Patel fired (probably)
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Once again urging people not to expect their sports heroes to share their political views, or to even have *any* coherent political views beyond “I want to pay less tax” They not like us
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Well folks, the Olympics was a nice little distraction, but I’m afraid it’s now time for everyone across the hockey world to resume spending all their waking hours thinking and talking about the Toronto Maple Leafs
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This is the wildest stat line I’ve ever seen lol go off King Harry
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how do you average over 7 goals a game and never pick up one helper haha jfc
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