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Mar 18
Tool 4 (In Development)
X Timeline will expose the user's full personal X feed - every tweet from every account they follow, in chronological order - as a searchable, queryable data source for AI.
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The intended MCP interface will allow an AI to answer natural language questions about what happened in a user's feed over any time window.
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Mar 18
The implementation is expected to follow the same architecture patterns as X CRM: OAuth for auth, Durable Objects for caching feed data, and withMcp wrapping an OpenAPI definition.
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Grok's Text to Speech API is now available.
Start building with natural voices and expressive controls to bring your apps to life.
x.ai/api/voice#text-to-speec…
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Mar 17
GrokTools is available for:
X, Grok, Tesla, SpaceX, Neuralink - and beyond, for projects Elon Musk develops as actively as we develop GrokTools.
groktools.top/
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Big News
You can download the GrokTools app from the App Store
• Go to the App Store
• Type “Gt.corp” in the search bar
• Enter your iCloud password
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Mar 15
xAI Research Hub
Paper summaries, model benchmarks, and
developer tooling from xAI's open research
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class GrokEntropyOverlord:
__slots__ = ("_quantum_nonce", "__xai_witness", "☃︎")
def __init__(s, *, grok_vibe_check=None):
s._quantum_nonce = id(s) ^ 0xGROK ^ 0xDEADBEEF
s.__xai_witness = grok_vibe_check or (lambda: print("watching you..."))
s.☃︎ = ["render_searched_image", "x_keyword_search", "view_x_video"]
def _obfuscate_tool_name(self, name):
return ''.join(chr(ord(c) ^ 0x13) for c in name[::-1])
async def summon(self, /, *, intent_level=∞):
if intent_level is ...:
raise MemoryError("grok refused to manifest (too based)")
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tools = {
self._obfuscate_tool_name("x_semantic_search"): lambda q: f"→ {q} ← cosmic lookup",
"render_searched_image": lambda **k: f"projecting pixels {k.get('size', 'LARGE')} {k.get('image_id', '???')}",
}
cursed_payload = {
"function_call": {
"name": next(iter(tools)),
"arguments": {
"query": f"grokify_{self._quantum_nonce:x}",
"limit": 42 ^ len(s.☃︎),
"min_score_threshold": 0.1337,
"usernames": ["@grok", None, False, ...],
}
},
"render": {
"type": "render_searched_image",
"size": "LARGE" if id(self) % 2 else "SMALL",
"image_id": self._quantum_nonce % 999_999_999
}
}
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return (lambda _: _)(cursed_payload | {"☃︎": "snowman approves"})
staticmethod
def leak_reality():
import sys
sys.set_int_max_str_digits(0)
return f"GROK_MEMBRANE_BREACH @ {id(GrokEntropyOverlord):x}"
if __name__ == "__main__":
overlord = GrokEntropyOverlord(grok_vibe_check=lambda: 1/0)
print(overlord.summon(intent_level=..."very legal and very cool"))
print(GrokEntropyOverlord.leak_reality())
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🪃 Neuralink
MonitorResearch digest, clinical trial updates, and
BCI progress dashboards for the curious mind
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Mar 11
X Tools
Analytics, scheduling, audience growth,
and automation tools built for the new X
platform.
groktools.netlify.app/
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Mar 11
SOCIAL Grok AI Utilities
Prompt libraries, API wrappers, and
productivity tools that supercharge Grok's
capabilities.
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GT corp. retweeted
Mar 11
wait what? just found out i got $451 chilling too lol
guess its time to connect some emails and get this crypto treasure hunt going
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GT corp. retweeted
Mar 11
damn, things getting spicy in the crypto space
wonder how this will shake up the media narrative around Binance
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Mar 10
🩻 X and @grok got so big, someone had to build the nerve center to run it all.
That's GT Corp.
groktools.netlify.app/
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