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A cat fell from a stadium roof and was caught by a fan flag. Best use of team merchandise ever 👏

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RT @1AnnaT: 💔🇺🇦🕯️🙏 The world has no right to stay silent Don't stop supporting Ukraine Don't stop talking about Ukraine Don't get distracte…

The world's highest court says governments must act on climate. Vanuatu is pushing a @UN resolution to make that real -- but Trump is trying to bully them into silence. Stand with Vanuatu: #ClimateJustice secure.avaaz.org/campaign/en…

Implement laws to penalise dangerous cycling - Sign the Petition! c.org/WQmcXw2cSj via @UKChange

The old man sat there in his study, the kind of cluttered room where the books leaned like drunks against the walls and the lamp threw a yellow circle that never quite reached the corners. His laptop screen glowed with that single line from Stephen King, and for just a second—God, just one sweet second—the weight that had been sitting on his chest since 2016 lifted. Trump stepping down. The words hung in the air like the last chord of a song you thought would never end. Outside, the Maine wind rattled the windows the way it always did in early April, cold and mean and full of promises it never kept. He almost smiled. Almost. Then the parenthesis hit: (April fool). And the shadows in the corners thickened again, slow and patient, the way they do when the joke’s on you. The wo/man closed the laptop with a soft click that sounded too much like a coffin lid. Somewhere down the road, a dog barked once and fell silent. Another long night is coming. Another long night. Nice one, Steve. You beautiful, evil bastard.

We’re done watching the super‑rich hoard wealth while the rest of us struggle. We won’t fall for scapegoating & division. Let's build a fairer future ✍️ Sign the petition: you.38degrees.org.uk/petitio… via @38degrees

22 March in football history: 1888. William McGregor of Aston Villa creates the English Football League — the first professional league in the world and blueprint for every major competition today.

With my boy in the 82 Champions Club enjoying some hospitality courtesy of @hankooktire.europe

Who made this?! 🤨 😅 #AVFC #UTV

This is absolutely BRILLIANT from @ProudofusUK 🇬🇧 Every single football club in the world exists because of our Island 🇬🇧 I love love LOVE this!!! ⚽️❤️ x.com/ProudofusUK/status/202…

Have you seen this? Reform UK has just pledged to rip up legal protections for workers and renters. I'm really worried about it. I've signed a petition to stop the steal. Can you add your name too? megaphone.org.uk/petitions/s… via @megaphoneuk

Our public services aren’t for a secretive profit-hungry US tech firm. Sign the petition to tell the Government to scrap all contracts with secretive US tech firm Palantir. you.38degrees.org.uk/petitio… via @38degrees

I would like to remind the International Olympic Committee that sport is outside politics, but not outside ethics. Heraskevych's helmet, as a memorial to the Ukrainian athletes who were part of the Olympic movement, may irritate the Kremlin, but it should not raise questions among representatives of the International Olympic Committee. And yes, remembrance is not a violation.

a white lady asking my indian aunt about arranged marriage- her: how could you marry a man before knowing him? my aunt: how could you marry a man AFTER knowing him? Imaoooooooooooooo burn

Love this ❤️

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I entered to win a chance to travel around Ecuador on an adventure with @TourRadar! Enter now! #EcuadorianAmazon tourradar.com/travel/the-ecu…

If you believe we have a right to end of life choices, don't let a small group of unelected peers derail the will of the people and the Commons by signing and sharing this petition petition.parliament.uk/petit…