Side-eye specialist. Never knowingly cheerful. Likes: eating, sleeping, corners. Not a turtle.
Joined October 2021
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24 May 2023
I have just been labelled a โvandalโ.
All because I wanted to sit on the coaster.
The fact that the vase was already occupying the coaster is neither here nor there. It was in my way. ๐ข๐คจ
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May 25
Gathering mushrooms in the woods, with identified species recorded.
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May 18
Lady Servant decided it was time to have the โchatโ, and all I have to say is
WHAT ABSOLUTE LUNATIC CAME UP WITH THIS DESIGN???
๐ข๐ฃ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ #nope
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May 18
Morning Dozza, I saw this ingenious floofdresserโs astronaut helmet & mittens combo and thought it would be ideal for you and Mom - she can get those knotties out without being mauled!
Iโve sent it over to her, Iโm sure youโll both enjoy it! ๐ข๐
@DomainDoris
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Gladys Beak ๐ข retweeted
May 16
#mogwarts
Dont worry about any level of drawing talent, we have Philomena with us who can make it all into a usable pattern! Be creative! Hurgh!
#mogwartshw
May 16
#mogwarts #mogwartshw
Ok students, the prefects are setting up a class to commemorate Mogwarts in a tapestry, and to make up to Sir Bertie about the oopsie. Ahem. Philomena is tutoring!
Design a panel to go into the final pattern. Points for entry! Hand in by 23rd May.
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Gladys Beak ๐ข retweeted
GOOSE HONK #mogwarts what a great idea. Let's see what you can all come up with #mogwartsHW
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Gladys Beak ๐ข retweeted
May 16
#mogwarts #mogwartshw
Ok students, the prefects are setting up a class to commemorate Mogwarts in a tapestry, and to make up to Sir Bertie about the oopsie. Ahem. Philomena is tutoring!
Design a panel to go into the final pattern. Points for entry! Hand in by 23rd May.
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May 11
Doing my #HedgewatchForBen in my own magic garden - fly free sweet Ben, until we meet again! ๐ข๐๐
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Gladys Beak ๐ข retweeted
GOOSE HONK #mogwarts Good news our temporary classroom has arrived. Sir Bertie has agreed to kick off our revised schedule with Ancient Welsh, a school favourite. Class will commence at 9AM tomorrow, don't be late โฐ @ButtonsBertie @GrumpyBeak @JellyOzzy
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May 11
This is all fine and I do not need disentangling.
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Gladys Beak ๐ข retweeted
GOOSE HONK Emergency Update a message from the staff. Keep away from falling masonry and stay safe everyone. #mogwarts @ButtonsBertie @TortoiseGatsby @DomainDoris @GrumpyBeak @JellyOzzy @OliveFig2 @stichof9lives @BagginsSuperCat
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Hunker down #Sharpclaws, find yourself a sleeping bag and make your way to a tent.
Strictly no students in the staff area and no meowing after lights out - yes that includes you Miss McFloofleโฆ ๐ข๐ง #Mogwarts
@BagginsSuperCat
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Gladys Beak ๐ข retweeted
GOOSE HONK #mogwarts As the castle is badly damaged tents have been erected on the sports field. Try and get some sleep if you can Prof MadEye @ButtonsBertie @TortoiseGatsby @DomainDoris
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#Sharpclaw Goose Honk!
Any Sharpclaws still in the Castle, please make your way in an orderly fashion to the front field for roll-call!
If you spot any snoozing Flooflepoofs on the way, please grab them by the tail and drag out with you!
~ Prof. Beak ๐ข
@BagginsSuperCat
EMERGENCY GOOSE HONK #Mogwarts students and staff evacuate the building and report to your Assembly Point. THIS IS NOT A DRILL repeat THIS IS NOT A DRILL @ButtonsBertie @GrumpyBeak @JellyOzzy @OliveFig2
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Gladys Beak ๐ข retweeted
*panicking ears* DONโT PANIC! Everybody out! Make your way to the assembly Point and DONโT PANIC! #Mogwarts
EMERGENCY GOOSE HONK #Mogwarts students and staff evacuate the building and report to your Assembly Point. THIS IS NOT A DRILL repeat THIS IS NOT A DRILL @ButtonsBertie @GrumpyBeak @JellyOzzy @OliveFig2
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Question of the day: to shoe-poop or not to shoe-poop? ๐ข๐ค๐ฉ
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Staring at lady Servant to freak her outโฆ Iโm gonna make her an offer she canโt refuseโฆ ๐ข๐ด๐
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Iโm pleased to announce that GB Wall Inspections are expanding our remit and branching out into pipework.
Any diameter/length tackled.
Must be no more than 6โ off the ground.
Please call 0800-BEAKYWI for more details. ๐ขโ๏ธ
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Apr 28
Told lady Servant I was off to do a wall inspection. Had actually spotted a juicy looking snack.
Busted. ๐ข๐ฌ
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Apr 28
Yay, Grandpa Albertโs written a new book about his excellent adventures!
Available in all good bookshops soon! ๐ข๐
@AlbertTortoise
Our next BIG #ALBERTthetortoise NEWS... #Picturebook 10 ALBERT AND THE LONG NIGHT, #inspired by real ALBERT, publishes August 27. You can pre order Now all over, including here: Albert and the Long Night | Children's Picture Book โ Graffeg Books share.google/9PUZnR2gnUVHUGLโฆ
#newbook
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Apr 27
Dozza, did you & your crew get lost and end up in Greenland again? ๐ข๐ @DomainDoris
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