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SSA Aaron Hotchner (parody) @GrumpyHotch

Father. Unit Chief. He/Him “We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.” - Kurt Vonnegut • Layout by @alliedaudacity

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SSA Aaron Hotchner (parody)@GrumpyHotch
10 Sep 2022
//SSA Aaron Hotchner •Devoted Father •Does Actually Smile •Will do anything for his team •Experienced RPer •18 • Ships with Chem

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On vacation with @alliedaudacity for their anniversary - Hotch is laying by the pool with a beer.
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Jack did too… still does sometimes. I think it’s important for them to have someone their age to talk to. How old is your girl?
» 𝐄𝐥𝐢𝐳𝐚𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐡 𝐊𝐞𝐞𝐧 «@ScarredLegacy
23 Oct 2024
My little one would love that. Might help her to know she’s not alone. She has big feelings about this job.
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Or at least a play date group.
» 𝐄𝐥𝐢𝐳𝐚𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐡 𝐊𝐞𝐞𝐧 «@ScarredLegacy
22 Oct 2024
There should be a support group for agents who are parents
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On the jet home from another horrific case - Hotch can’t sleep.
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[On vacation, on a beach somewhere, with a lemon on his head]
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Retirement looks good on Hotch (who’s grown his beard out and got a bit of a tan) but he’d be lying if he said he didn’t miss his job…
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It was a little thing but it still warmed Aaron’s heart; they’d learned to look after each other over the years, to worry, and he knew Derek felt better when they left together. “Those profiler skills at work again, I see,” he teased, fingertips brushing his lovers as he —
Derek Morgan@alliedaudacity
9 Jul 2024
"Why don't we get home and get some sleep?" He's tired, but he always waits for Hotch before he leaves. It feels better for them to head home together. "You look exhausted."
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—passed to fetch his brief case. It didn’t take long to pack himself up and in a moment, he was pulling his coat on. “Take me home, Agent Morgan.”
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//okay but Hotch coming out of retirement for a case? 👀
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Perhaps it’s because they hadn’t been together for all that long in the grand scheme of things but sometimes it still takes him by surprise. Aaron blinks and glances between the clock and his lover. “Right, sorry.” There wasn’t anything that couldn’t wait until the morning—
Derek Morgan@alliedaudacity
9 Jul 2024
He looks at him pointedly. " You're still here. Of course I am. "
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—Hotch stifled a yawn as he closed the file and pushed to his feet.
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After all these years, Hotch isn’t surprised and finishes the sentence he’s on before looking up over his glasses. “You’re still here?”
Derek Morgan@alliedaudacity
9 Jul 2024
Walking directly into the office.
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//my angel!! 😭 💞
Derek Morgan@alliedaudacity
9 Jul 2024
|| love of my life!
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The BAU is quiet this time of night but Hotch is there, finishing up paperwork.
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//MY FAVE DEREK 😍😍
Derek Morgan@alliedaudacity
8 Jul 2024
|| I've had this account for three years, I cannot leave for good.
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Retirement (and a lemon) look good on him
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//anyone wanna play with my oc?
Frankie Gates (parody)@SgtGates_
5 Dec 2021
//SWAT OC • Francis ‘Frankie’ Gates •Newest SWAT recruit •18 (MDNI) •NY Native •Plant mom •Crossover friendly •Ships with chem RT pls?

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You’re missing out, Elle~
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nic ✧@skptcbathena
23 Jul 2023
hotch holding baby jack makes me weep 🥹😭💞
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Do I win some sort of award for making the boy genius speechless?
Dr. Spencer Reid@eideticmemry
24 Jul 2023
You can't just--! You're so--!!!
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