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May 12
This year I shall mostly be judging the Eurovison acts by how decent their norks are.
#Eurovision
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Apr 26
Trump skips the WHCD for yrs, finally shows up, something happens elsewhere in the building and within minutes itβs a full-blown sales pitch for his pedo ballroom.
Please.
Staged crisis β marketing plan in record time.
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Apr 18
A reminder of when the Far Right went to Birmingham and got told to fuck off.
Hilarious.
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Apr 12
Wait. It was open. He started the war. Then they closed it.
now he wants to negotiate it opening!!
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Feb 1
Exactly why I watch porn movies till the end to see if they fall in love.
Feb 1
Honestly, has any porn star in history successfully gotten married and raised a family after retirement?
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11 Oct 2025
How have they managed to make Ross look *less* plastic than he normally does?
#StrictlyComeDancing #strictly
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11 Oct 2025
Who the shuddering fuck is murdering a cat?
Fuck all the way 'Dave and his wonderful band'
#StrictlyComeDancing #strictly
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30 Sep 2025
That Ruth bellend needs to shut the fuck up, and not rattle on all the fucking time #houseofgames
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22 Sep 2025
Suck it, MAGA cunts
22 Sep 2025
BREAKING: Jimmy Kimmel to be reinstated after suspension following Charlie Kirk comments, ABC says. The show is expected to return Tuesday. apnews.com/article/jimmy-kimβ¦
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