A soup eater in a world of forks. Annoyed just by people breathing. Tortured Spurs fan. Married at first sight boils my piss. All opinions my own.

Joined May 2020
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The writers of the crown after watching Megan and Harry on Oprah... #MeghanandHarryonOprah #OprahMeghanHarry
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Couldn't have happened to a bigger gobshite 🤣🤣🤣🤣 well done Gabriel 👏👏👏 #Arsenal #Bottlejob #champi̇onsleague
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The Boroughs is like Goonies but with old people. #TheBoroughs
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Ray Winstone, Bobby Moore, Trevor Brooking, Billy Bonds, Paolo Di Canio, Jared Bowen, Mark Noble, Russell Brand, DANNY FUCKING DYER! Your boys took one hell of a beating!! Get yourselves off to the Championship đź‘‹ đź‘‹ đź‘‹ #WestHam #Hammers #BlowingBubbles #UptonPark #Relegation
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Shit club, no fans! West Ham we're destined to go down. The premier league is a better place without them. Hopefully do a Leicester and bounce to league 1. #SPURS #westham #Tottenham #DannyDyer #Hammers #YIDS
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If we had a striker that could finish we would have won that 4-0 #TOTLEE #Tottenham #Spurs
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Very clever from Tuchel! Play absolutely dogshit and no one will ever take us seriously at the world cup. #ENGJAP #England #WorldCup #Japan
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R.I.P Chuck Norris you legend. When Superman went to bed at night he wore Chuck Norris pajamas. #ChuckNorris #RIP
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This decision to hand Africa Cup of Nations to Morocco is utterly absurd. No credible body like Confederation of African Football should act this way, it's ludicrous and shreds the integrity of African football. Is Sepp Blatter back in football?! #Afcon #Senegal #Morocco
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A woman who drank tap water from Southwest water lost 15lbs. Fucking hell thats cheaper than mounjaro jabs. Can anyone get a couple of bottles? #Southwestwater #jabs #dirtywater #bbcnews
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Does Reuben's mum cut his hair with a bowl? #Handcuffed
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Alpha male criteria. 6ft. Fail... #Handcuffed
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Tilly in handcuffed is the highlight of TV in 2026!! #HandCuffed
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She looks dug up Kelly Osborne. #BritAwards2026
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Why get Sergio Pizzorno to drive the Bentley for Mark Ronson and not sing?! #BritAwards2026
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You're not gonna sound deep and profound reading off your mobile. Just fucking thank your family and fans, job done. #BritAwards2026
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Is this the Brit Awards or Eurovision? #BritAwards2026 #Brits2026
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I know the games gone now and the drama was all about the result but how did anyone miss @petercrouch getting carried out in a body bag at Spurs! #RIPCrouchy #Tottenham #Spurs #BodyBag
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Not cutting my hair until Spurs get 1 point. #Spurs #Haircut #Tottenham #Relegation
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Lucinda squeezing the tears out #LoveIslandAllStars ##LoveIsland
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