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1 Dec 2020
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GrumpySkeletor retweeted
26 Jun 2023
During this extremely hot weather please donāt forget to check in on elderly relatives and neighbours to remind them that He-Man is a massive fucking arsehole.
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15 Jun 2025
State of this fanny
15 Jun 2025
First look at Nicholas Galitzine as He-Man in the live-action āMASTERS OF THE UNIVERSEā movie
In theaters on June 5, 2026.
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25 Dec 2024
Iād like to wish everyone a Merry Christmas.
Everyone except He-Man, of course, as he is a complete fucking anus.
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27 Oct 2024
Itās that time of year when the clocks have gone back and Iām wondering how the actual fuck I change the time in the car.
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12 Jul 2024
Joe Biden just introduced me as He-Man and I am fucking LIVID
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31 Mar 2024
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22 Dec 2023
I may be evil, but even I wouldnāt wish you a merry christmas whilst taking a massive shite on the toilet.
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22 Dec 2023
He-Manās just sent me a Christmas card with him and Battle Cat on the cover with the message āMeowy Catmasā.
What a fucking arsehole.
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GrumpySkeletor retweeted
13 Dec 2021
On the twelfth day of Christmas Evil-Lyn sent to me
12 fucking arseholes
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10 Dec 2023
Couldnāt be bothered to attack Castle Grayskull today so I just summoned some magic to call He-Man a massive fanny instead.
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27 Nov 2023
What an incredible disguise. I have absolutely no idea which MASSIVE FUCKING BELLEND this could possibly be.
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24 Nov 2023
He-Man is queuing outside Argos as he's got his eye on a trouser press in the Black Friday sales.
It's a bit weird though, as I've never seen him wear a pair of trousers in my entire fucking life.
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20 Nov 2023
Was going to have a cheeky bowl of Frosties for lunch but Mer-Man left the packet open and they've all gone FUCKING STALE
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15 Nov 2023
I see thereās been about 8 UK prime ministers since I last properly posted, each one a more hapless fucker than this simpering ginger gimp.
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15 Nov 2023
He-Man has just informed me that thereās only 40 sleeps until Christmas so heās left me with no option other than to punch him square on his bellend.
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