Husband/Dad/FGC TO. He/Him. Mystery is love.
Joined June 2011
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2 Jun 2024
Hi, I'm Michael/Guardian. You've probably seen me running around Combo Breaker as part of the team that runs Mystery 1v1 or solo-running Mystery 2v2. Are you a TO who wants to have Mystery (up to 256 people) be part of YOUR event? Let's chat! Few more details in the next tweet.
21 May 2024
Throwing this out there: If anyone wants Mystery run at their event in the Midwest in the same fashion as CB last year (PCs with console-appropriate controllers), I might know a guy who has some hardware and will work for a reasonable rate.
(It's me. I'm guy.)
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28 May 2025
Posted the Combo Breaker 2025 Mystery 2v2 list and write-up on the other site. bsky.app/profile/guardianmc.…
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20 Apr 2025
For anyone having trouble completing their Combo Breaker Mystery 2v2 team but is registered, please check your email and notify your teammate what's in it if they aren't registered yet.
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GuardianMC on butterfly app retweeted
22 Jan 2025
The FGC is open to all.✨️
格闘ゲームの門は全てのプレイヤーに開かれている。
#EVOJapanTBT2024 🎮️
#EVOJapan2025
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21 Jan 2025
start.gg/tournament/all-in-t…
Mystery 2v2 signup is live for Combo Breaker 2025! Go sign up, increased the cap to 64 teams this year but still recommend doing this sooner than later.
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6 Jan 2025
medium.com/@GuardianMC/the-s…
Something I've wanted to do for a while is put my thoughts on Mystery to pen and into the world. Because, even though this format is loved and hyped and brings entrants quicker than *anything*, it's woefully undocumented.
Here's a start. Hold me to this.
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4 Jan 2025
Got my room for Combo Breaker 2025.
Applied to run Mystery 2v2 and Towerfall 3v3, don't got any details yet. I'll run them unofficially if they don't get approved.
See you all there.
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23 Dec 2024
I don't post much over here anymore for, well, a multitude of reasons. But I need to remind you that the FGC *should* be a welcoming place for any and all.
It's not there yet. It needs everyone to do their part.
And that includes driving hatred, and bigots who wield it, out.
19 Dec 2024
Please ditch these racists. Let's keep building strong, diverse, positive communities, not just to be done with bigots like them but to more effectively counteract them
ALT a screenshot of tenryo saying something antisemitic and infiltration agreeing
ALT a screenshot of nycfurby quote tweeting and agreeing with the antisemitic tweet
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GuardianMC on butterfly app retweeted
25 Nov 2024
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23 Nov 2024
Louisiana lawmakers pass income and corporate tax cuts, raising statewide sales tax to pay for it apnews.com/article/louisiana…
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22 Nov 2024
Ok...this is my magnum opus. I made a Marvel Vs Capcom 2 select screen umbrella!
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21 Nov 2024
nobody did it like 24k
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GuardianMC on butterfly app retweeted
20 Nov 2024
Climb Cancel starts Friday at @peabodyheights
Our tentative schedule:
11/22 - starting at 4pm
- Mystery Crew Battle
- Catherine Full Body
- Shas Mystery
- Windjammers 2
11/23 - starting at 1pm
- UFDK2
- Merfight
- Geordi Mystery
- Schwarzerblitz
- Catherine Classic
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16 Nov 2024
This follow-up to "Thrift Shop" is ass.
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GuardianMC on butterfly app retweeted
15 Nov 2024
I guess it's worth saying I made an account over there. I'm still treating this as home base for now. But I will post on both. I'm also on Insta at goh_billy4. I really don't want to lose contact with all the wonderful and awesome people I've met.
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12 Nov 2024
ALT Image featuring Cyrax from Mortal Kombat 3 - his profile reads: CYRAX Cyrax: Cyrax was cyberbullied for wearing motocross pads to school one day and when he told the principal he did nothing. So he bought some predator dreadlocks off the dark web and started watching three times more anime and now he gets cyberbullied every second of his life.
ALT Profile of the mortal kombat 3 character Jax beside an illustration of him. Text reads: Jax: Known to the world as the master of jacking off, Jax induced death-grip on his donger from too frequent cranking. So he had his arms replaced with metal arms so he could grab his penis with enough strength to feel something again, but when he got home to jerk off immediately after surgery he accidentally gripped his dick too hard and tore it right off. Now he must fight other freaks in a tournament where the prize is a metal penis. JAX
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10 Nov 2024
Smash cut to 4 months later
Mattel has mistakenly listed the address to a pornographic website on the packaging for its "Wicked" movie dolls. variety.com/2024/film/news/m…
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9 Nov 2024
Strictly Ballroom remains one of my favorite comfort movies. Also, since I'm trying to use the other site more and this one less, if the last post I ever make on here has this gif, I can live with that.
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This is amazing.
8 Nov 2024
Utterly insane concept for a tournament.
If you win your region's qualifier tournament, you are then forced to play the character they assigned your region.
The characters were assigned to Regions by picking names from a box.
First to 3, single elimination.
Wtffffff
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8 Nov 2024
When asked why the monkeys ran away, monkey handler Mr. Lewis said, "They *goddamn* don't understand the monkeys, and they *goddamn* don't understand me."
Police warn South Carolina residents to secure doors and windows after 40 monkeys escaped a research facility. cbsn.ws/4eq2D7s
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