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I review horror movies on YouTube under the guise of @GraveyardGuy13 for the benefit of absolutely nobody.
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Fucking razor sharp dry wit from this girl, sending pissy idiot adults that can't comprehend sarcasm spiraling into rants and frothing at the mouth about 'Ye good olde days'.
Jun 15
🚨 WATCH: School children react to the UK social media ban for under-16s live on BBC News
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Don't give your kids phones with Internet access if you don't want them online at an early age
Or
Demand digital identification details of every single human being with a phone/tablet/PC in the entire country to be passed on to a third part company?
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Twenty year old Kane Parsons debuted his movie Backrooms a few weeks ago, directly at number 1 in the UK, based on YouTube videos he was making at sixteen years old.
BREAKING: Prime Minister Sir Keir Starmer has announced a social media ban for under-16s.
Live updates: trib.al/AaXv2Tr
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Jun 14
"so desperate to fit every horror movie from the last 25 years into it that they absolutely collapse their own film"
My ★ review of Scary Movie (2026) on @letterboxd: boxd.it/eMZ4lN
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Jun 14
"so rigidly stuck to it's confused political satire that it's impossible to watch it purely as a piece of escapist blockbuster fun."
My ★★ review of The Hunt (2020) on @letterboxd: boxd.it/eM2lsD
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Jun 11
"....and so here we are, Gen Z have arrived on the silver screen and are bringing with them all of their Internet lore and leaving Millennials and above slowly but surely scratching their heads, and shaking their fists at the sky in confusion."
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Jun 11
"..the film presents a significant amount of laughs (more so than most comedies I watch nowadays that will illicit not more than a smirk)."
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Jun 11
"..you get to see Mike Flanagan wax poetic about the craptacular Deep Blue Sea so hard that you start to re-evaluate his filmography.."
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Jun 8
"It's a great, fun, colourful 'Masters of the Universe' movie. Now if only we could send it back in time to when there was an audience for that we'd be on to something"
My ★★★ review of Masters of the Universe (2026) on @letterboxd: boxd.it/eI2TGD
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Jun 8
"For the first hour or so I was on board with Savage House purely on the strength of the central performances. Watching Richard E. Grant playing a drunken useless lout with delusions of grandeur has been enjoyable ever since his Withnail days"
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Jun 8
"Tuner is the kind of film that's an original plot, everyone is performing extremely well, the characters are engaging and the direction strong...
And yet over all I came away like "That was fine".
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Jun 8
"There's a good nugget of an idea in Stopmotion and obviously the stop motion itself is inspired and sickly, however the narrative gets looser and looser until things are just happening, some boring, some gross or creepy until we just hit credits."
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Jun 8
"..its central injustice being so simple and so small-yet-massive that it's the kind of thing that can just chew away at a guy. In that regard the film was a success."
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Jun 8
"Then there's Act 3 which...well it's hilariously goopy, and it's on the nose commentary about the Top 1% is as enjoyably subtle as a sledgehammer"
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Jun 8
"Then there's Act 3 which...well it's hilariously goopy, and it's on the nose commentary about the Top 1% is as enjoyably subtle as a sledgehammer"
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Jun 6
"Despite being made a decade later Alligator 2 covers zero new ground, has less energy, and even less Alligator. The alligator attacks are also worse, and the giant alligator tale even more hokey."
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Jun 6
"The juxtaposition between Forester's police procedural and shots of a giant naff looking creature genuinely don't feel like they fit into the same movie, but then it works BECAUSE there's no nudge nudge, wink wink from the central characters."
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Jun 6
"No Scary Movie 2 was a rush job. It's as ugly as sin, its spoofs are dated and its humour utterly nonsensical. When I was thirteen I laughed at a man fucking a turkey for no good reason, but now it's...well it's no good reason."
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Jun 6
"Another enjoyable entry of horror highlights. Nothing new is learned but we get to speedrun a few well known movies and cult classics, as well as some that seemingly haven't been heard of by anyone and might be ok staying that way."
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Jun 4
"I think my wife summed it up best after the opening scene of the movie was over, a replica of Drew Barrymore's famous opening in 'Scream'. She quite perfectly said;
"Scream is just fantastic isn't it?"
It is. It's a perfect parody. Watch 'Scream.'"
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