Former Cronkite of local prep basketball coverage. Now, a top bartending prospect schmoozing middle-aged gamer nerds at Archives. Run Hard // Eat Hard. Thicc.
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17 May 2020
Definitive Cookie Rankings:
1. Oatmeal Raisin
2. Oatmeal Raisin w Walnuts
3. Oatmeal Craisin
4. Frosted Oatmeal Raisin
5. Oatmeal Raisin w Chocolate Chips
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31 Jul 2023
This ain’t it bruh.
30 Jul 2023
I think Nassar was in on the design team actually
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10 Jun 2023
Known everywhere else in the country as soft serve
10 Jun 2023
Nothing goes better with a hot Vermont summer day than a cold, sweet creemee. @vtdigger pulled together more than 400 places to sample Vermont's classic thick, delicious soft ice cream: vtdigger.org/2023/05/25/the-… #ThisIsVT
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9 Jun 2023
If you wanna describe secretariat as an athlete you can fuck all the way off
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8 Jun 2023
All lies, Vermont fkn sucks
8 Jun 2023
Vermont's "Little City" Vergennes is characterized by Lake Champlain maritime history, a nationally recognized ice cream parlor, one of New England's best theatres, and more. @BostonGlobe writes it's on par with a big city getaway: bostonglobe.com/2023/05/04/l… #ThisIsVT
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7 May 2023
It’s ALWAYS soup weather
7 May 2023
"Thought this was fantastic, and it's something I'll likely make again as it reheats well."
It may *technically* be spring, but it's definitely still soup weather. nyti.ms/3nscOnL
ALT A brothy soup containing chicken sausage, delicate tortellini, fennel and green vegetables. Photo: Armando Rafael for The New York Times. Food Stylist. Mariana Velásquez.
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23 Jan 2023
Lol arguably one player, the no. 3 pick
23 Jan 2023
If you have to start a franchise with someone from the 2021 NBA Draft, how many players are you taking ahead of No. 1 pick Cade Cunningham?
For reference, here's the top 20 in the 2021 draft class in career minutes.
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27 Jul 2022
That’s my sis
26 Jul 2022
Aside from her technical support towards our data mgt systems during her volunteership period with us, Ms. @alnnabrza from @MedicalCollege further demonstrated her generosity through an in-kind donation of T-shirts towards our disability programme constituent beneficiaries
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25 Jun 2022
If your big response to the roe decision is to get a vasectomy, you’re missing the point
19 Jun 2022
When you’re pro sexual assault because somebody else got away with the same thing
18 Jun 2022
You can put me in the camp that Al Franken got a raw deal and should have kept his seat.
Brooks Calfka retweeted
6 Jun 2022
Steph Curry is the most underrated Finals player ever: 47, 38, 37, 37, 34, 34, 34, 34, 33, 32, 32, 31, 30, 29-25 (9x)
Higher Finals scoring average than Kobe, Kareem, Wilt, Bird, Dirk, Duncan, Baylor
Most Threes All-Time
Most Threes Series
Most Threes Game
Most Threes Quarter
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30 May 2022
Clips blanket dbl curry full court w George/kawhi for an entire game.
Curry finishes w 6 points on 1-for-6 shooting, 8 rebounds and 4 assists
Klay goes for 36, 6-of-8 from 3, 3 r and 2 ass.
Dray: 12-11-14
Poole: 32-8-7. 13-of-19 from floor.
Who’s the player of the game ?
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Brooks Calfka retweeted
26 Apr 2022
The image on the left shows players that have been swept in a playoff series throughout the course of their career.
The image on the right is Stephen Curry.
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8 Apr 2022
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12 Jan 2022
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5 Jan 2022
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