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HMJ Rand @HMJRand
Joined May 2011
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HMJ Rand@HMJRand
18 May 2024
Walked into a Studio Ghibli set.
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depths of wikipedia!
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9 Oct 2022
British army office Bernard Montgomery included some battle strategies in his marriage proposal to his first gf. nice
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HMJ Rand@HMJRand
2 Apr 2019
And republished my previous one. Problems keeping the title, apparently.
HMJ Rand@HMJRand
1 Apr 2019
HMJ Rand@HMJRand
1 Apr 2019
Brexit and Under Milk Wood, too....
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HMJ Rand@HMJRand
1 Apr 2019
Thought it was current. Pollution & plastics, how you decide who's fake online, commodified sexual encounters, dating when you have grown-up kids, shitty modern 'flexible' jobs, Wales & Welshness. And sex. Did I mention sex? Sex.
HMJ Rand@HMJRand
1 Apr 2019
So: wrote a second book. Stripped out any weirdness or SciFi, instead have a modern-day love story set in Lancaster, with a parallel situation looking at trust in the digital world. Felt good to me, however have once again not attracted much interest from publishing world. Shit.
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HMJ Rand@HMJRand
9 Jun 2017
ConservativeUNionistTorieS #CoalitionNames
HMJ Rand@HMJRand
22 Oct 2014
#peoplesplaylist Hazel O'Connor -Will You? The saxophone properly used - as a two minute sex scene!
HMJ Rand@HMJRand
4 Dec 2013
I've even paid for adverts (Private Eye & SciFi), but these haven't provided any sales. Hmm.
HMJ Rand@HMJRand
4 Dec 2013
The weirdest thing has been the silence. No reviews, not even any troll abuse, which was very fashionable a few months ago.
HMJ Rand@HMJRand
4 Dec 2013
Have sold 12 copies now, after 3 years. No other option, have to write another book.
HMJ Rand@HMJRand
26 Nov 2013
#plebgate. Feel the Police, the Politicians and the Press are all in a massive game of Paper Scissors Stone?
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HMJ Rand@HMJRand
31 Jan 2012
Yes, still here. Sold about six now, I think. Woo.
HMJ Rand@HMJRand
17 Sep 2011
Make that four sales! Yeehaa!
HMJ Rand@HMJRand
24 Aug 2011
Update fans! Three sales now confirmed!
HMJ Rand@HMJRand
18 Jun 2011
And a critical e-mail from twitter saying this looks "pretty bare". I wonder if Stephen Fry gets those.
HMJ Rand@HMJRand
18 Jun 2011
Hey. Confirmed second sale! Get in there! World domination on track!
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HMJ Rand@HMJRand
13 Jun 2011
Had forgotten rule 1 of trying to get published. Never underestimate your capacity for disappointment.
HMJ Rand@HMJRand
13 Jun 2011
Nope, my publisher has confirmed webiste is being a bit hopeful. Still just the one confirmed sale, back last year. Bugger.
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