35. Leftist. Tech and AK autist. Lockpicker. Pentester. Animal rescuer. Excellent cook. Harmonic oscillator. @HTTPS_Lovecraft
Joined April 2018
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This singular image immediately radicalized me from a liberal to a socialist in like 5 harrowing seconds in 2017. I was sitting in a cubicle, making $45K a year, and was the sole person responsible for a channel that brought in $50 million a year in leads to my company.
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World's first tomato trillionaire
If tomatoes were money, I'm about to be a very wealthy man.
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RT @jailedamanda: The thing about illegal immigration is that like oh my god who give a shit
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I assure you all animals in these pictures, cats and dogs, were found in the trash.
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Dog owners: oh I prepped for months to adopt!
Cat owners: I found him in the trash
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My mom owns a house on a lake just like this in East Tennessee, and what you can't see in this video are bazillions of little scorpions.
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I made you a chicken fajita rice bowl drizzled with queso with sides of lime and tortilla chips. Enjoy.
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Basil harvest and preservation (ice cubes)
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Always have some fancy aged cheddar in your fridge and bushels of chives growing in the backyard in case she wakes up wanting crescent rolls.
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I made you chicken fettuccine alfredo with lemon and fresh herbs plucked straight from the garden, mostly. Enjoy.
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The icon in the bottom left means he didn't have this photo ready to go but instead Google searched like "Hunter Biden fucked up" or something. And I think that's beautiful.
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Do I look like I’m a part of the elite oligarch class. This was taken at a super 8 motel off I95 by the way.
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The pit bull fucked up the sheets, then fell asleep and started falling off the bed. What is her problem
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Just put some aquaphor on the surgery scar. Torn whether to tell people that I got attacked by an opossum, or that I nicked myself shaving.
The worst part about having one's spine surgically broken and stitched back together with titanium isn't the pain or activity restrictions. It's being super drugged up and both noticeably feeling and being stupid for the first time in your life. Goddamn this blows.
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Happy Pride Month to my Extremely Homosexual Son
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Asking what "what the fuck y'all know about this" as I serve your pasta garnished with the longest basil leaf you've ever seen
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I miss cooking.
The worst part about having one's spine surgically broken and stitched back together with titanium isn't the pain or activity restrictions. It's being super drugged up and both noticeably feeling and being stupid for the first time in your life. Goddamn this blows.
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Does anyone have $1300 I can borrow and never pay back
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"A taco is a kind of sandwich" but gatekeepy type of post, cannot imagine caring about this or any other useless and entirely subjective semantic distinction bullshit.
Hot take but listening to an audiobook is not reading and it’s actually insane to think otherwise
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