“No voy a ver el Iran-Nueva Zelanda que aburrido” El putisimo Iran-Nueva Zelanda:

Whoever did this ….. you deserve to retire from this alone 10/10

Todos: hoy vamos a ver una goleada de España, mínimo 3 goles. El putísimo portero de Cabo Verde:

Uruguay arrived in the United States for the World Cup and were greeted by sniffer dogs and full security checks. Look at Manuel Ugarte’s face 😂

eu mudando de nacionalidade a cada 2 horas assistindo os jogos da copa do mundo:

Hemos empatado contra un equipo que selecciona a sus jugadores por LinkedIn. Me quiero arrancar los cojones

Ferrán hoy

how Arsenal fans act on the timeline when a team that isn’t Arsenal displays a good defensive performance

L’entrée de Lukaku

Ahí va Doku contra Egipto

This pitch invader vs Cape Verde: 0 Goals/Assists 0 Key Passes 0 Dribbles 10 Possessions Lost 2 Fouls ARDA ON CREATINE 🦾🦾🦾

first in my bloodline to see graham potter on zara larsson’s instagram

When no one cares about your tweets until you mention Arsenal 💀

can we please declare this as one of the BEST scenes in Bollywood? 😎🔥

Nuno Mendes and Gonçalo Ramos both were genuinely stunned that Lewis-Skelly didn’t make the World Cup squad 💔

• Mikel Arteta is set to renew his contract with Arsenal and spearhead the title defence of The English Champions. The club approached our Basque native earlier this year, and it was agreed Mikel wanted to focus on delivering us major silverware & to earn his position within the home of the champions. Total accountability. My understanding is that Enrique Riquleme explored a secret plot to bring Arteta to Madrid if he had won his presidential election. Mikel is currently on 'holiday', yet actively involved in our transfer operations. While everyone at the club are behaving like it’s a done deal, the club hope to finalise the inner details of the most important contract at the club. Minimum 3 years - the wheels are firmly on. Viva La Mikel. • Andrea Berta's current contract runs until 2028. As I understand it, senior officials from Saudi explored a possibility of luring the Italian to the Middle East, while Bayern also covertly did the same thing. Andrea promised Mikel last summer he would deliver him a squad worthy of major silverware… mission completed, with the UCL now in their sights. Another thing I wanted to mention is Micheli Maurizio, the man responsible for scouting Hamšík, Kvaratskhelia, Kim Min-Jae and now Christos Tzolis. While Arsenal aim to add atleast 2 attackers, do not underestimate the authority and respect this man has within the club and wider football. Two weeks ago, I was speaking to the representatives of a player who told me Micheli was the one holding court without the presence of Berta. This duo act are conducting business seamlessly, as you can see with the revamp of the Arsenal youth set up, for which I am told the club have ring fenced a special transfer budget. • The contract of Declan Rice is also a major focus for Arsenal this summer, with initial talks starting early this year. As I understand it, Declan is very happy at Arsenal despite interest from the likes of Real Madrid and others. Talks are going smoothly and expect this to get done in due course. • Jurrien Timber's contract is very close to completion. Minor details remain. • David Raya has a 1 year optional extension on his current contract, which has 2 years left. All parties are very relaxed about his long term future, as a pay rise was agreed last summer. As for all the rumours circulating, as of today, Arsenal are yet to make direct contact with ANY club for a MIDFIELDER. I am happy to provide a 'state of play' post on the midfielder situation if that would be helpful? HandofArsenal roundtable.io/sports/soccer/…

Not many things in the sport hit better than a Rodri/Bernardo bitter post-match interview I can’t help but smile reading it

Rodri bitching after failing to break down a low block

0 - Spain's Mikel Oyarzabal is the first player on record since 1966 to play the first 30 minutes of a FIFA World Cup match without touching the ball once. Peripheral.

somebody find him for me so we can help him get back on his feet