Respect my local authority.
Joined December 2012
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17 Jan 2014
.@CrystalMcClory too pricey. Plan is to let entire road keep subsiding until it's even again.
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17 Jan 2014
.@CrystalMcClory Do you have any idea how much paint we'd need to fill all the potholes?
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10 Jan 2014
@Chrisml86 Thank you for your tweet. Loading bays are designated instant-fine areas. It's one of our main revenue streams.
19 Dec 2013
.@rena_ribena21 Please take a ticket. You are 285th in line to receive a response to your tweet.
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21 Nov 2013
.@metrolondon @WeAreOohFondue You need to come in between 9am-5pm and take a ticket, we have a backlog of tweets to respond to before yours.
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19 Nov 2013
.@moonthug don't know sorry lol! I emailed your card security number to Gary in IT to see if he knows anything.
29 Oct 2013
.@metrolondon Please park in Hackney Vehicle Pound - rates start at £40/day, minimum £265. Just leave vehicle anywhere for free collection.
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27 Sep 2013
.@Giboneystzuz Thank you for your sex-chat request. We will endeavor to respond to you in a saucy manner within 28 working days.
27 Sep 2013
.@aubrey_wade @jometsonscott Apologies for those weeds, we intend to put a car-park there instead so please bear with us.
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27 Sep 2013
.@emmaholland70 Thanks for your message. Please let us know your neighbour's address, we'll ask them to tune into Radio 3 instead.
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18 Apr 2013
Convicted of running an organised crime syndicate? You may qualify for our senior management program! Apply now at hackney.gov.uk.
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9 Apr 2013
Got a car? You owe us £130 (reduced to £65 if paid within 14 days). Not got a car? You owe us £130 (reduced to £65 if paid within 14 days).
17 Feb 2013
Got a parking ticket? What it is yeah is dat you can't park there though. #hackneyparking
3 Jan 2013
Got bulky household items for collection? Fill out our online form (hackney.gov.uk/ew-household-…) and we'll dump them in neighbouring Walthamstow.
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18 Dec 2012
Want to have a chat with us? Take a ticket. Emergency? Take a ticket. Taking a ticket? Take a ticket. Just take a ticket. TAKE IT. TAKE A FU
15 Dec 2012
Come join us for an open day at Hackney City Farm today from 12pm WHOAH HOLY JESUS WHAT THE HELL IS THAT CHICKEN-BEAR DEMON BEAST KILL IT WI
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