former person of note, current person of interest | comedy | dogs | boston celtics
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26 Jul 2022
This NOPE poster is amazing because gang, that is NOT a cowboy hat
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17 Apr 2025
Naked and Afraid? Oh, yeah thats’s that tv show about when I’m in the shower and the power goes out, right?
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2 Apr 2025
Me after I shit the biggest shit my shitty little pants have ever shit in the history of shitty little pants:
1 Apr 2025
What do you think @elonmusk?
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6 Mar 2025
Pipe rock theory
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21 Feb 2025
The new Captain America movie has a character that is four feet tall, looks like Gollum, every line she speaks sounds like she learned it phonetically, and the explanation for why she’s able to beat up a bunch of 6’4” mercenaries is because “she was born in Israel”
3/10 just bad
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4 Dec 2024
Hey Sabrina Carpenter, do you like failed comedians and Pokémon Nuzlockes?
Sabrina Carpenter and Barry Keoghan have reportedly ‘decided to take a break' from year-long relationship (via PEOPLE).
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26 Nov 2024
Cool that one of the ads on this website is an unskippable, unblockable advertisement for a hunting game where the ad is just real footage of animals being killed.
Great website. No notes.
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6 Nov 2024
Top three observations from me, an idiot:
- the fact that day one Biden administration wasn’t “ok let’s plan who we’re gonna run in ‘24” is WILD
- Musk buying this site had a MASSIVE impact on narratives
- courting moderate republicans over leftists will never make sense
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21 Sep 2024
Doing comedy in Dallas and the club is playing Zero Dark Thirty on the tv behind the bar
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8 Sep 2024
Just passed a white guy and an Asian guy greeting each other with “whatsup my [n-word]” and I think that’s enough New York City for me imma head out
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26 Jul 2024
I mean, sure, but, also, it was funny so, what are we doin’?
25 Jul 2024
Deadpool and Wolverine, or Fuckass Fan Fiction: The Movie. Aborted projects, Reddit posts, and the most annoying fan wishlist tweets you can imagine all rolled into glorified clip show slop. One of the most embarrassing things I’ve ever seen. No one deserves this.
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22 Jul 2024
The libs are “Ruthkanda Forever-ing” again. Nature is healing.
21 Jul 2024
I told my 11-year old daughter that Joe had dropped out and she started to cry and through her tears she asked “So who will run now?”
And I said “Kamala.”
And then she shouted “FUCK YES!!!!”
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23 Jun 2024
keep astrology to yourself
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23 Jun 2024
Not to be an absolute loser dweeb but the casual return of the r-word to everyday vernacular is some absolute loser dweeb shit
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