former person of note, current person of interest | comedy | dogs | boston celtics

Joined July 2016
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This NOPE poster is amazing because gang, that is NOT a cowboy hat
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Naked and Afraid? Oh, yeah thats’s that tv show about when I’m in the shower and the power goes out, right?
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Me after I shit the biggest shit my shitty little pants have ever shit in the history of shitty little pants:
Replying to @zach_yadegari
What do you think @elonmusk?
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Pipe rock theory
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The new Captain America movie has a character that is four feet tall, looks like Gollum, every line she speaks sounds like she learned it phonetically, and the explanation for why she’s able to beat up a bunch of 6’4” mercenaries is because “she was born in Israel” 3/10 just bad
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I’m not a premature ejaculator, I’m *efficient*
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It’s New Year’s Eve not New Year’s Steve
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Whoville is an ethnostate
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Hey Sabrina Carpenter, do you like failed comedians and Pokémon Nuzlockes?
3 Dec 2024
Sabrina Carpenter and Barry Keoghan have reportedly ‘decided to take a break' from year-long relationship (via PEOPLE).
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Cool that one of the ads on this website is an unskippable, unblockable advertisement for a hunting game where the ad is just real footage of animals being killed. Great website. No notes.
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Top three observations from me, an idiot: - the fact that day one Biden administration wasn’t “ok let’s plan who we’re gonna run in ‘24” is WILD - Musk buying this site had a MASSIVE impact on narratives - courting moderate republicans over leftists will never make sense
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Doing comedy in Dallas and the club is playing Zero Dark Thirty on the tv behind the bar
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Just passed a white guy and an Asian guy greeting each other with “whatsup my [n-word]” and I think that’s enough New York City for me imma head out
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I mean, sure, but, also, it was funny so, what are we doin’?
Deadpool and Wolverine, or Fuckass Fan Fiction: The Movie. Aborted projects, Reddit posts, and the most annoying fan wishlist tweets you can imagine all rolled into glorified clip show slop. One of the most embarrassing things I’ve ever seen. No one deserves this.
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The libs are “Ruthkanda Forever-ing” again. Nature is healing.
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I told my 11-year old daughter that Joe had dropped out and she started to cry and through her tears she asked “So who will run now?” And I said “Kamala.” And then she shouted “FUCK YES!!!!”
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Sorry Junebug… it’s July
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A Fourth of July story in two photographs:
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Timothée Bridge retweeted
keep astrology to yourself
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Not to be an absolute loser dweeb but the casual return of the r-word to everyday vernacular is some absolute loser dweeb shit
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