been there. done that. got the t-shirt.
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28 Jan 2022
Tonight was the night I thought I could put the cake in the bowl with the ice cream. Who do I think I am, they are!
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12 Mar 2021
There are two types of people, those that can’t be inconvenienced by others and people that will be inconvenienced to please others. Which ones are you?
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27 Jan 2021
Ruminated on this one at Thanksgiving, and while driving down the coast past Klamath today decided it was time watch. vimeo.com/ondemand/gather @renan_ozturk
11 Dec 2020
my self importance is seriously lacking these days, i guess i’m starting to feel the withdrawals of Black Friday emails.
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25 Nov 2020
Someone, somewhere probably already posted this but, vaccine does not = cure. However, optimism is true moral courage. Know who said that?
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13 Nov 2020
This Trump shit about not conceding is looking older than @joeylawrence by the day.
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4 Nov 2020
I woke up this morning and just can’t believe it.
I don’t have to mow the lawn for six months!
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2 Jul 2020
The government should take the same approach to wearing masks that I use to get my kids to eat their vegetables. “Whatever you do, do not touch those vegetables. Don’t even think of eating one, I don’t wanna see anything gone from that plate or else you stay up all night. “
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Let’s all be part of the change.
#UntilWeAllWin
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26 May 2020
Teaching my daughter to ride a bike when her hand goes numb from gripping the handlebar so tight, “my hand must’ve been up all night, cause it keeps falling asleep.”
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25 May 2020
I’m just sitting at home listening to Astral Weeks on a newish moon.
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2 Mar 2020
I fell flat on my face chasing my son on my daughter’s Razor scooter. It was a relief to feel that surge of adrenaline wash over me, 3 minutes later.
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