nerdy femme || Cards • Games • Films || @SmellieHeart 💖🏳️⚧️
Joined March 2025
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*wash your ass with chocolate*
hey fool me once, shame on me lmao
*eat some soap*
fool... fool me twice 😭
Я сейчас сдохну) однажды мужу подарили такую штуку, он подумал, что это мыло, и помыл жопу шоколадом. На днях ему снова подарили такую штуку, и сейчас он сожрал мыло
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i am officially family friendly
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i made a map of everyone on twitter!
yes you're on there too ^w^
every account is placed next to the people they talk to, so you can find out where you are, which cluster claimed you, and exactly who you're stuck next to
atlas.tiago.zip?ref=launch_t…
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I think we should all come together and agree the only person we should boo is the person at locals who cuts your deck by moving a single card to the bottom
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*sees a cute couple making a fun video together*
normal people: lmao omg now they get to open some packs together!
this guy: i fantasize about physically abusing women
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haley✨ retweeted
Jun 14
this is the kind of New York that they had in Tobey Maguire’s Spider-Man movies
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invisible godzilla
Jun 14
The main villain in ‘SPIDER-MAN: BRAND NEW DAY’ has been teased.
“A powerful villain no one can even see.”
(via: spidermanbrandnewday.movie/s…)
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haley✨ retweeted
Jun 15
"usually left untouched during sex" by whom??? jesus christ a lot of u need to get 100x better at sex immediately
Jun 14
I’m a firm believer in kissing places that are usually left untouched during sex. Kissing your hips and ribs. Your spine and wrist. I want to indulge in every part of you.
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haley✨ retweeted
may we never read the chats of the streams we are on!
everyone is someone’s kid, someone’s sibling, someone’s baby, somebody’s friend .. everyone has the goal.. everyone is just trying to be the number one pokemon trainer. 😔 🫂
AOB mom said it best- be kind.
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brb moving to chicago
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pokemon players don't even sort their bulk anymore they just do this
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what if i just sell every single thing i own and move to nyc on a whim
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i’ll do anything…….
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