Risk of following me is substantial & each twit should consider whether this is a suitable waste. Past performance is probably indicative of future results.
Daylight Savings newborn sleeping. I literally don’t know what time it is or what I’m supposed to be doing 😂 Just blessed that this is our little fam 💕🥰
I’m on a tear today. I have lots to do. If anyone gets in my way, metaphorically or physically, I will run them over. 🤣 or just shut off my phone and get it done but I’m caffeinated and dangerous…
I overestimated my abilities to make Bierocks and ham and cheese pockets with both my 18 mo old and 4 yr old at home 😂 for the time being, we got the 18 month old distracted which is helping us a bit
Headed to church
Saw some antelope
Hattie: Dad is that a deer?
Me: Antelope
Hattie: …..so when you kill it, it turns into the fruit?
Me: That’s cantaloupe
Hattie: Oh. Well, when you kill a cow it turns into meat
Will Howard had lots to say about K-State this week.
The former Cats QB said in an interview with The Athletic that he felt taken advantage of by KSU, and that he was splitting snaps with Avery Johnson only because Johnson was paid more.
But is that the truth? @WIBWsports
Little white pickup needs a new home. Too many kids around here. Just doesn’t get driven anymore
4.3L V6
115k miles
Clean title
Interior is clean
Everything works
Exterior has the marking of a few bovine encounters but nothing major
I’ll deliver western KS eastern CO
Asking $8k
There’s nothing more humbling than spending all weekend doing Easter activities with your kids and then asking your 17 month old “are we best pals?” And she answers with a quick “NO” response 😂
As I was tucking my 4 year old in tonight she goes “mom, you know what happens when you die?”. I was waiting for a response Heaven or Easter related, but she said “the bears eat your bones!” 🤣
Okay, well, good night!
Does leaving this bag like this help ensure it’s going to rain this week? 😂 one of my farmers that has JJ corn but not AM corn asked if he could get some loads fairly soon 😂 I think I’ll try to squeeze him in. He said his after work help ran a disc into this one 😂
My kids were each born on opposite time change weekends. This is my formal petition to abolish time change and run away from whatever hell this is I’ve put myself into 😂