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You crazy fools have done it. Another 100 of you were brave enough to follow me, and now you gone and forced another "Sri Hair Embiggeningโข!"
I fear society may be lost.
๐จALERT! BREAKING NEWS๐จ
We have crossed another 100 follower threshold, thus achieving the next "Sri Hair Embiggeningโข."
Thank you to all who have made the mistake of following this account.
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From the Land of Sky Blue Waters ๐บ๐ธ retweeted
Alex Kazanowski was killed 3 months ago in Chicago. Still no arrests made.
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Have you noticed something?
Whenever a new, horrible story is revealed about this lying, violent detestable scumbag he says something like "the oligarchs are attacking me because they want this to be about me but I'm trying to talk about you, the people of Maine"
And the media obediently swoon and refuse to follow-up or ask specifics and he gets away with it.
But then, if you actually look at his commercials and his social media posts and his supporters' posts, they DON'T EVER talk about "the people of Maine"
His campaign is a never ending attack on Susan Collins and her supporters.
Did I mention he's a lying, violent, detestable, rage-filled, pompous, arrogant pathetic scumbag?
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Freddy is living the best American life in only a few weeks.
A fellow German and a British guy who work at LSU found us on campus and gave us a tour of the soccer facilities and gifted us these stylish shirts. Thank you so much!!!
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I have spent the last few weeks watching foreigners discover America.
First it was the Amish.
Then Bourbon Street.
Then Buc-eeโs.
Now Chick-fil-A.
At this point I am convinced the path to world peace runs through a chicken sandwich, sweet tea, and a roadside convenience store the size of a small nation.
The world appears to be healing. x.com/M3mph1sB/status/206564โฆ
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Bravo to this pub owner!
He kicked Kier Starmer out of his pub!
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lol. He deleted the post. Responded to my message. Then blocked me.
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Iโve discovered a HAZARD for Scottish people in America ๐ฎ
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Democrats: How dare Trump have UFC at the White House reeeeeee
Also retarded democrats:
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4h
No. He & Biden did this instead. Screw you sir.
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๐จ JUST NOW: NYPD riot police rush in and make arrests of Knicks rioters
Theyโre literally SPRINTING DOWN THE STREET and TACKLING these people
BEAUTIFUL ๐ฅ
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Elon just made over 4000 of his employees instant millionaires, but โtrillionaire manโ bad.
Konstantin kissing up to trillionaires tracks.
He still won't date you, bro.
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This douchebag is allegedly the president of a college in Jalisco, Mexico.
What a real fuckin scholar. Get fucked.
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๐จ#BREAKING: Over 200 "teens" swarmed a Long Beach CA neighborhood during a "teen takeover" and then began BEATING EACH OTHER IN THE STREETS AND TRIED TO ROB PEOPLE!!!
...ZERO ARRESTS!!!
It took officers 3 HOURS to clear the streets, hours the police chief says were stolen from real emergencies across the city.
And when it was finally over?
Five teens cited for curfew. Then handed right back to their parents.
That's it. That's the consequence.
How do we end this?
200 unsupervised kids can shut down a whole neighborhood and pull an entire police force off real 911 calls where people actually need help.
Seriously, how can this be stopped?
Enough is enough.
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From the Land of Sky Blue Waters ๐บ๐ธ retweeted
SUCK ON THAT PRIDE MONTH ๐๐ป๐บ๐ธ๐
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I'M A TERRORIST AGAIN
I have been detained at Heathrow Airport today for the best part of 3 hours.
I was detained under section 3 of the Counter-Terrorism and Border Security Act 2019.
My phone has been seized by the police.
So here we go again, looks like more defence and court fees ffs!!!
Absolute fucking madness.
Please help kick off my legal fund for defence here - urbanscoop.news/support-us/
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I havenโt stopped scrolling this European content. They love America. Can we trade the liberals and keep them?
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UK: Migrants attack police officers โ one cop begs, โDonโt beat me! Iโm on your side, Iโm not racist and pro-Islam!โ
Do you support ending the woke British
government?
A. Yes
B. No
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THE WORLD CUP TRIP HAS FINALLY MADE IT TO TEXAS!!!!
After 7 days on the road (yes a lot of detours) we have made it to the state where Germany will play its first World Cup match!
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After livestreaming all day and night trying to see Trumpโs name being removed from the Kennedy Center building, Jim Acosta exclaims:
โThis is very much like watching the Berlin Wall coming down."
"It is a sign that humankind can stand up against tyranny."
Holy hell. Just absolutely incredible journalisming.
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And this is your bio?
Be brutally honest: Are you deeply outraged that, while hundreds of millions of Americans and I are struggling financially, Elon Musk has now become the world's first trillionaire, with more wealth than he could spend in 1,000 lifetimes? Yes or no?
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