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Joined February 2024
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excited cat drinking spongebob water
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my neighbor did the hvac system on spongebob’s house and he said that he doesn’t really live there he just goes there to film the show
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May 26
donkey kong is a fool if he thinks wearing a tie will earn him respect
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Rob Refsnyder seems like a guy who probably presses harder and harder when things are going badly and I’d encourage him to try a different approach and perhaps consider getting high or drunk before tonight’s game and chill
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May 24
Another Colt Emerson stat:
He had as many extra-base hits in four PAs today as Leo Rivas had in 120 PAs this season.
He’s a ceiling raiser, and I’m happy the Mariners made the call to chase that ceiling, even with a bunch of other problems ongoing.
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May 21
ironic cause the iceman was a sprite man
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Wemby is built like a Smiling Friends character
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May 6
“Blue Leopard and Fish,” by Evgeni Gordiets
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What if Blackbeard had WMDs? Personally I think shit would have gone down differently #HistoricalWhatIfs
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I’m at your baby momma’s crib selling your son’s minifigures on bricklink
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