Independent Filmmaker, Gun Violence Prevention Advocate, and Worse Director than James Lapine. My first feature film, Wild Life, is out now!
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12 Dec 2022
Had the incredible honor of showing my first feature film, Wild Life, at the inaugural @SModcastle Film Festival on December 4th.
It was the single greatest experience of my life. I owe it all to my incredible team who carried me to the finish line, and made my movie happen🧡
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This method is still unpatched and I still do it.
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I saw this poster on TikTok the other day and had to rush to dollar tree to buy one
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Clearly not
Obsession director Curry Barker says "Gen Z will show up" to theaters if the films are good enough. bit.ly/4avpUpq
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they gotta pull out shit no one has touched since the nixon administration for american food slander
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Meanwhile, in America:
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These are vintage mid-20th century recipes no longer commonly eaten in the US. npr.org/sections/thesa… en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Watergate… cookinwithcongress.com/cookin-with-co…
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RT @jailedamanda: Do kids today know about Lawrence v Texas. Do they know anal sex was criminalized in much of the US until 2003.
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conservatives: Zohran Mamdani is bringing Sharia Law to NYC
also conservatives:
Gender segregation in polite society. Creating separate spaces for men and women, and clearly defined rules and boundaries when dealing with the opposite sex helps maintain order and reduce unwanted and uncomfortable interactions.
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Bob Odenkirk returns as Saul Goodman after "Better Caul Saul" for a “Know Your Rights” PSA celebrating America’s 250th birthday.
“Hi, I’m Saul Goodman. Did you know you have rights? Well, you do. Sure, they’re old timey. They were written by a bunch of guys in powdered wigs and knee socks. Boring, but believe it or not, they’re still surprisingly relevant,”
variety.com/2026/tv/news/bob…
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I’m sorry but why are we not all talking about the fact that Saul FREAKING Goodman is back and it’s not even Ai it’s the real deal 😭
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Jun 15
If you are purchasing Mountain Dew flavored dunkers from kwik trip your brain should be harvested for science
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the concept of sylvanian families street urchins
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im sick yall this movie completely slaps
MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE dropped -71% domestically on its second weekend.
With a budget of nearly $200M, it is now tracking to become one of biggest box office bombs of all time.
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‘Obsession’ director Curry Barker says studios must understand that Gen Z audiences are “tired of slop.”
“We want good movies back. People are still hungry for movies that are original without some big IP, as long as the story is good.”
(Source: hollywoodreporter.com/movies…)
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My needs are already fully met as a single person actually so a relationship is either going to add to more life or I’m not getting in one at all and I think that’s what y’all don’t comprehend
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monogamous people are so weird to me. like you genuinely think one person is going to meet all your needs? or are you fine only having some of your needs met just so you dont have to be alone?
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