We’re a Modern Orthodox elementary school serving LI and Queens. Our Head of School isn’t on Twitter. He doesn’t need to know about this.
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Us: “Should we keep doing this? People seem to like it but is it helping the school?”
Friend in marketing: “Keep going. Everything is brand recognition.”
Us: “But, shouldn’t we show off our incredible teachers & educa…”
Friend: “Shh. Recognition”
Us: “But…”
Friend: “Shhh.”
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Folks, we are just a few weeks away from floor hockey returning, for some reason.
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Arrival is an amazing movie but it’s telling about current society that, in a movie featuring aliens landing all over the world in massive spaceships, the most unrealistic part is that a linguistics professor does something of value.
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8 Jan 2025
He clearly didn’t win this for his basketball skills
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28 Dec 2024
Parents: “Why doesn’t school let my kids bring in candy?”
Their kid in school:
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7 Dec 2023
Stop it with the sushi menorahs and give us the kabob menorahs already.
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18 Dec 2024
Here’s how we get a Yeshiva League ice hockey league next season: a proposal in the form of a short thread…
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18 Dec 2024
So that’s 6 teams to start. When the clocks change in the fall, the league rents the ice in a central rink (probably northern NJ) from 8-12PM every motzaei Shabbat. All 6 teams are in action every week at that rink on motzaei Shabbat, across 3 games. It’s a big scene…
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18 Dec 2024
Floor hockey becomes a spring sport so players can play in both leagues without too much difficulty. The end. Let’s go.
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15 Nov 2024
Big news for humanities majors
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7 Nov 2024
If newly elected political majorities are looking for a place to put all that new revenue from taxing university endowments, you know how to reach us.
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6 Nov 2024
Remember, no matter what happens, no matter who you support, tomorrow morning you remain united with all of humanity by a common confusion about whether we really are a school, or just an X account.
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2 Sep 2024
You know it
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2 Sep 2024
Ah, school weather. Finally.
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