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#smokefleet muchachos,
Just wanted to share my birthday wishes for President Pedolph Shitler with y'all.
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Weather's looking promising for this evening's fight.
Remember - the Knicks would have won in four if it wasn't for Pedolph Shitler showing up.
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I'm just gonna throw some knowledge.
Algae travels with waterfowl. It clings to them and survives digestion.
Very warm water helps algae bloom rapidly. Dark 'liners' retain heat.
The filtration hasn't worked effectively since installed in '12.
Blame presidents? Nature FTW.
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The blame rests squarely on insipid, "look at me" influencers who can be bought for pennies on the dollar compared to the outrage and bullshit they churn.
Yeah - look in a mirror baby. Probably too frightening for your delicate constitution.
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Politics has become so exhausting. Everywhere you look, it’s pure stupidity.
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Harrison’s Ford™ retweeted
This is not a joke.
This is actually the reflecting Pool in Washington DC today.
Donald Trump wasted $10 million of our money on this.
No wonder why he bankrupted multiple casinos.
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Harrison’s Ford™ retweeted
St. Petersburg joins the Russian fuel shortage.
What happened? Did you bastards start a war and plan to pretend nothing is happening just because you're far from the frontline? It's not going to work.
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Harrison’s Ford™ retweeted
Absolute chaos in Crimea as fuel has totally run out.
Drivers line up for days with no hope of enough to leave the penninsula.
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Harrison’s Ford™ retweeted
MAGA Influencer Riley Gaines caught on camera taking directions on what to say to her dumb gullible fans.
It’s all an act.
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But will it regrow his hair?
Elon Musk says humans will soon have cybernetic chip implants that will enable "God-like powers" describing the chips as creating "Jesus-level miracles."
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Harrison’s Ford™ retweeted
Harrison's that troll together....
...I don't know how to finish that off. But 100% I agree with my bro below. 👇
GM Fleeters™! Brought y'all treats! Why?
#EpsteinFiles is trending. Don't stop talking about the #EpsteinFiles. The government has more evidence of Trump's criminal activity than evidence of any voter crime. Millions of pages.
Wake-n-bake and let's keep it trending! Tallyho
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And like that, the collective I.Q. of the U.S. just went up two points.
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Out of the country for a few days. Try not to burn it all down without me lighting the match - and for the love of God - don’t pass anything stupid while I’m gone. 🇺🇸
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Harrison’s Ford™ retweeted
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Meanwhile all other statistics points that the more socialism leaning countries have more happy citizens, longer and healthier lives.
But I guess thats just propaganda as well, eh?
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Harrison’s Ford™ retweeted
GM Fleeters™! Brought y'all treats! Why?
#EpsteinFiles is trending. Don't stop talking about the #EpsteinFiles. The government has more evidence of Trump's criminal activity than evidence of any voter crime. Millions of pages.
Wake-n-bake and let's keep it trending! Tallyho
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Just thought I'd leave a note for management. He's in the #EpsteinFiles too. Begging for an invite to the Island...
Wonder what that's all about?
Maybe he can afford to fix Twitter™ now.
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