Joined March 2016
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Jan 18
I had a late night thought about bringing back Baumer Report in a new positive (and limited to certain federations) form, but I doubt it would go over well.
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My world's on fire.
How 'bout yours?
That's the way I like it.
And I never get bored.
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The difference between you and me is that I don't need to even touch a wrestling ring to make a mark on this industry.
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"You gotta put in the work.""
"Rome wasn't built in a day."
Yeah, nah.
Talk long enough.
Act confident enough.
And people usually give you whatever you want.
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Thanks for having me back,. @FCWefed!
Current FCW fans mioght not remember, but I was on the FCXW roster for a short amount of time. Now that I'm done with in-ring competition, I've been hired back to do what I do best: asking the questions you want to know. ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
Introducing FCWโs new backstage interviewer! You know her, you love her, at least we hope thatโs how you feel about herโฆ itโs @HashtagBaumer!
//If you need an interviewer for a segment, be sure to use Cass!
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Sorry Iโve been a little checked out lately.
January 21st makes eleven years since John died.
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He told awful jokes. He took forever in the bathroom. He hogged the TV remote. He never cleaned his room. He collected stupid cards for a game he didnโt even play. And somehow, he still yelled at me and Ronnie over the stupidest shit!
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You would have liked him.
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No industry lives up to what it oughta be, but you get out of it what you can.
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They called me difficult.
I called it journalism.
Back in New Zealand, that's how it was.
Jobs stopped coming.
Rent didn't.
I like to say one story pushed me out, but it ran deeper than that.
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Cheerin' for @M0LLY_HATCHET.
31 Dec 2025
And Division 3 ( @M0LLY_HATCHET @ShesADarkAngel @DarcyGrav3s & @zachporterpw ) vs. Division 6 @PearlsOfIvory @LuckyLucasB @SuchSweetSour & @HollyRhodesFit )
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There are all kinds of religious allegories in wrestling today, but when are we gonna get to the superhero era instead?
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26 Dec 2025
Good morning, degenerates. Can I go back to bed, or do I gotta work today?
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26 Dec 2025
I bet @AbigailLindsay_ and @KatieMarieAnder cheered for the Grinch when he stole Christmas!
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25 Dec 2025
Shoutout to @RodriguezCrash. He got so popular, gen Z / gen alpha kids came up with a new slang term specifically because of him:
Crash out.
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25 Dec 2025
Remember when I had a cousin for like a month, and then she mysteriously disappeared?
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25 Dec 2025
Her name was Quinn.
I should call her. Wish her a Merry Christmas.
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25 Dec 2025
I watched @UnbreakableRWYA 's charity stream, and I donated what I could!
I know she still hates me, but eh. A good cause is a good cause.
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5 Dec 2025
Barโs been dead lately, so I floated the idea of bringing in animals to liven the place up.
Unfortunately, Barrel of Monkeys Night got shot down before I even finished the sentence. ๐ญ
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