Freelance #copywriter. Also a musician, but rarely paid for that.

Joined August 2019
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I don't like posting here, but self-promotion takes sacrifice! I've been working on a #Substack and would love to have a few more followers: substack.com/@haydenmaskell?…

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Hey @Aramex your New Zealand team needs to read postcodes. Yet again I've had a high-value item misdirected to Greymouth (7802 South Island) instead of Greytown (5712 North Island). It happens ALL THE TIME. No point complaining to the local offices: they never reply. Infuriating.
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New band? Yes! Any recordings? No! But we'll get there. Welcome to the psychedelic soul-funk stylings of Queen B & The Nobles.
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Cut it fine to meet one of my 2022 goals - a new #portfolio site! I wanted to showcase my work and #copywriting in a simpler single-page/stacked format. There's still a lot to do, with a few more exciting projects coming once they…lnkd.in/dQ_VF9HS haydenmaskell.com/

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Fun bit of packaging @copywriting for Baron Hasselhoff chocolate!
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Can someone explain what's happening with Twitter? I signed out for like 24 hours and now everything's got all panicky.
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New Bass Day! Not sure how to re-string this one @moogmusicinc #analogsynth #livemusic #phatty
There sure are a lot of adults out there upset about the choice of voice actor in an animated children’s movie
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I'm not a fan of boxing or any sport where brain damage is the goal, but it's pretty funny/appropriate that KO'd would technically mean "knock outed"
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Book your stay in the Chernobyl Exclusion Zone today!
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Hey my #UK friends...all OK over there...?
I have to film myself doing a personal intro as part of a bigger project and I HATE IT SO MUCH. Big draw card of being a writer is not having to see my face or hear myself speak. Awful. Why would anyone do this for fun? #pleasemakeitstop
Finally added a bit more recent #strategist and #copywriting work to my website, this time for Honest Rum. Feat. rum, beautiful design and a #tagline-writing tip. haydenmaskell.com/honest-rum…

Is there a productivity app that will make it so people respond to my god damn emails? #freelancing
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Hayden Maskell retweeted
Plot twist : In her Will she gives everything back.
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I fucking hate LinkedIn. There, I said it. #networking #circlejerk
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