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Hayzer @HayzerSmite

Twitch streamer, software developer, semi-professional clown. He/Him.

Joined August 2011
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  • Followers 13,158
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Hayzer@HayzerSmite
4 Sep 2021
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Pleasantly surprised by the number of Americans getting on it in the airport at 8am, I wasn't familiar with your game Chicago (my flight was cancelled yesterday so I'm in the wrong place)
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Made the game, got hammered, don't remember it Now I am watching baseball
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Sicily is nice
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What do you mean I'm cut off? I've only had 4 vegan cheese aperol spritzes
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Destrominating the Joust Tournament as Orbology, tap in ttv/hayzer

ALT Xstina Mendez Mi Look GIF
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The quest for a wall of victories ttv/hayzer
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Run completed ✅ Eggs cooked 👨‍🍳 Focaccia proofing 🥖 Players who are worse than me due to having played 5k hours less harassed in voice comms ❌ Let’s get on it! Ttv/hayzer
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Hitting my SR reset games and I will be relentlessly pursuing a 1v1 with any shitter who pipes up in my games ttv/hayzer

ALT Thedarkfox Tdf GIF

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A SMITE esports video thread (@Smite2Esports)
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1 year on from the Vegas LAN, and we have EU powerhouses battling it out Is esports back? Don't look at this absolutely awful incorrect tierlist I made (support is fully ragebait I'm sorry) ttv/hayzer
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Me spectating this scrim that is definitely the SPL and not just scrims for a small tournament in EU occuring this Sunday ttv/hayzer
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El Dorado Smite Tournament DRAFT SHOW Will Nika REALLY pick an NA friendslop team? Will we see Theakz, Streak and Genetics back together once again? Let's find out! ttv/hayzer
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The kind of streamer I am this year (ttv/hayzer)
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Hayzer@HayzerSmite
28 Nov 2025
Men can't have anything these days
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Hayzer@HayzerSmite
6 Jan 2023
yo @Neirumah talk about eating up the competition lmao haha
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Hayzer@HayzerSmite
18 Nov 2025
Good things do happen to good people
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Hayzer@HayzerSmite
7 Nov 2025
Going undercover in the unemployed queue, will they find me out? Smite 2 ttv/hayzer

ALT Michael Caine Job GIF
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Hayzer@HayzerSmite
6 Nov 2025
Back with the variety stream and it's frencher and sexier than ever E33 ttv/hayzer
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Hayzer@HayzerSmite
31 Oct 2025
I don't feel good about this one but it is the natural next step Variety streaming Expedition 33 once again ttv/hayzer
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Hayzer@HayzerSmite
27 Oct 2025
The Variety Streamer strikes once again 33 times on an Expedition ttv/hayzer
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