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Joined January 2026
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Me and the 12 other people celebrating Mikes birthday #nichecommunity
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"Mike can't sit on Wills lap" "Mike can't bottom because hes not canonically queer like Will, thats stealing Wills nachos" "Will is fem he can't top" IF YOU ARE GONNA BE MORE STRICT IMMA BE MORE AGAINST YOU.
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Guys what happened
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I have so much problematic (maybe ) things I want to say
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this part always cracks me up😭 the humiliation ziggy felt and how petty he reacted like a sore loser 😭😭😭 no doubt my fav scene of all finn cinematic universe 🤌🏼
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it really shows when you guys just see Mike as an accessory for Will #justsaying
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I hate people that are like “I only like s1 and 2 Mike” only for a #certain #specific reason but let me not tap my fingers I’d get burnt at the stake
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And if I’m being honest season 3 Mike is my favourite Mike don’t #kill me
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Idk y we even argue about fem&masc with byler using the same logic they used in 1980s are we forgetting the huge amount of stereotypes that play into what “makes” a person fem or masc 😭 EVEN TODAY and u guys just casually have no problem applying it to byler, a QUEER ship #lol
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I think once bylertwt stops walking on eggshells to have validation from #those people it’ll genuinely be so much better
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Okay so #you guys hate when Mike stans enjoy and adore pure Canon Mike, but then u judge and dictate every headcanon they make on Mike and hate on fanon Mike too, WHAT DO U GUYS WANT.
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this scene is a million times more funny than the s5 dick jokes ever were
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idgaf will would touch mike's waist, gifts mike things, be protective over mike, not afraid to call mike out when needed, he would get jealous, and he wouldn't cringe at mike's interests because they share the same (dnd, films, comics) #mytruth
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The only straight ship I ship is like James and Alyssa
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Wow u guys are so weird on Finn wolfhard as a kid #wtf
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finn when he sees he gets to play another gay character

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Autistic Mike wheeler being super blunt and honest about everything and everyone around him just takes it as him being rude #justlikeme
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Autistic Mike wheeler being super blunt and honest and everyone around him takes it as him being rude #justlikeme
this is deadass a gay event planner baby omg he's evolving
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this door contains Lucas not being a stereotypical black male character thats only there to supply for others and be a boyfriend, Erica not being the stereotypical sassy rude bratty “grown” young black girl, Mike not being reduced down to El & Will and Jonathan being loved #ME :
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mike and lucas not being reduced to their ships behind that door

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What the fuck is a middle name even for
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