Official Head Hazers ML coach, who looks to change the game of Marble Sports forever!
Joined August 2022
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15 Jun 2023
Hello, marbles and hoomans, I am back. The name is Hazy, and I'm the former captain of the Marble League team the @RealHazers. I'm currently on a sabbatical and have yet to return, but I'll be active and support the team in #M1S4, and one day, I. WILL. BE. FREE.
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23 Sep 2025
Cloudy and Misty looking well on the track here, but my boy Smoggy is looking to reclaim his spot on the Marbula One roster. Foggy and Murky look to prove themselves as contenders for the spots to. It’s gonna be a tough decision but I know no matter who it is, it’s gona be great!
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23 Sep 2025
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16 Sep 2025
Reminds me of Cleocatra, except a different brand of toothpaste 🦷
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15 Sep 2025
Give us @Pokemon Marble League pls
13 Sep 2025
All of the brand new Mega Stones shown in the Mega Dimensions trailer
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12 Sep 2025
Lying in my bed knowing we’re going to the qualifiers. Ya think we can make it? Hoping so. If we don’t, we can do it all over again in the showdown, and in the meantime, we’ll root for the @JMR_Kobalts because they’re our backups here. Can’t wait. #InOurHazyment
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30 Aug 2025
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30 Aug 2025
I’ll still be a Hazer for life and I always will be, but being a Kobalt is just as much fun! #InOurHazyment
30 Aug 2025
Hazy is a khristened Kobalt, because coach @JMR_Smokey made him from the start! He and the @RealHazers can roll with us anytime! Hazers Country, let’s ride! #InOurHazyment
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28 Aug 2025
Just found my blue brothers over at @JMR_Kobalts. Give them a follows, ay? They even offered to invite us to their parade around Zuro via @JMR_Smokey, as we’ve developed a friendship with them since my old man’s hire. Glad to be part of the party! Let’s win things next year!!!!!!
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27 Aug 2025
Congratulations, @Kobalts_JMR, you just won the Marble League! What are you gonna do next?
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27 Aug 2025
Knew that my man would make it a success from the start! Congrats to the @Kobalts_JMR for winning the ML title! From the Hazers coach to my predecessor, we’re #InOurElement like you guys are!
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22 Aug 2025
Yesterday was the greatest moment of my coaching career so far. Ready to get another one heading into the home stretch! Let’s win this thing! #HazeAmaze
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10 Aug 2025
All this extra work we put in and yet we still don’t get 15th place in Block Pushing. Gonna have to do something if we’re gonna go one place above where we usually are. We must push on! (No pun intended)
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29 Jul 2025
Nvm make that quadruplet #JakaScarlet
29 Jul 2025
Thank you Portland, the Melonheads team, and most importantly my amazing community who has given me the opportunity to do the things I love❤️I'm so excited to see what the future holds!⚾️
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29 Jul 2025
Completing the trilogy here don’t mind me #JakaScarlet
29 Jul 2025
Shipping you and your soon-to-be husband like watermelon and pickles! #JakaScarlet (# combo of Jacob and AkaScarlet) 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖
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I shop the both of you together and you deserve to be married, and therefore I give my blessing! #JakaScarlet (Sorry bad # but it’s basically you and Jacob’s names together because I literally ship you two together lol) 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖
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28 Jul 2025
Came here from watching a hooman sport for once! Feel bad for the Melonheads but at least some good cane out of it, especially this moment here. @RealHazers for the ML, and the @picklesbaseball for baseball! And ngl, even tho it was lopsided, @akascarletVT is MVP for the Melons!!
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27 Jul 2025
Oh. My. Blueness. Even with a silver (no disrespect to @JMRMellowYellow), the @Kobalts_JMR have had the greatest event in not just franchise history, but Marble League flipping history. Thank you to my former boss @JMR_Smokey for making this rebuild (so far) a success.
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26 Jul 2025
Let’s go! Hoping for this to be the first step to making it back to the main league.
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