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12 Sep 2025
“The Orange Street Sessions” (n.):
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18 June 2026 AD
In the World Cup of messianic contenders:
One country was brave enough to send anybody.
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“If you pushed this as much as you did football.” x.com/HeGetsGod/status/20670…
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“Cool. I’ll just win.”
“Colson.”
“Who else is there.” x.com/HeGetsGod/status/20674…
17 June 2026 AD
Hm.
Well, to my chagrin many of ChatGPT’s 2025 end-of-the-year fortunes have come true. x.com/HeGetsGod/status/20036…
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17 June 2026 AD
Hm.
Well, to my chagrin many of ChatGPT’s 2025 end-of-the-year fortunes have come true. x.com/HeGetsGod/status/20036…
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A lot of people in the future will think, “He was so anxious and isolated.”
A lot of people will think, “He was so hard on everyone else.”
A lot of people will think, “We’ve all been kind of tough to each other haven’t we.”
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There’s probably a lot you haven’t even said.
More reason for speaking then, y’know? x.com/HeGetsGod/status/20673…
17 June 2026 AD
“Hey buddy. Could you have ever dated an alpha male? Just curious about you.”
Oh man.
Two alphas?
Wouldn’t we end up self-absorbed?
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17 June 2026 AD
“Hey buddy. Could you have ever dated an alpha male? Just curious about you.”
Oh man.
Two alphas?
Wouldn’t we end up self-absorbed?
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“What do you even do with your brain that you need to win all the time?”
You could have asked me this when I was 19.
I would have said: “I’m just used to ‘landing it’ with my skull.”
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“But really you just mean.”
Really I just mean I like to make the most of my ability to explore being a human in reality with minimal artificial friction from fake alphas that’ll lessen my experience of my birth.
“Gotcha.” x.com/HeGetsGod/status/20670…
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If or when Jesus is around, who else you gonna copy.
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The question will be thought of. x.com/HeGetsGod/status/20660…
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