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Hearty White @HeartyWhite

I am host of Miracle Nutrition on WFMU, Thursdays at 6PM

Joined February 2009
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Listen to tonight's Miracle Nutrition with Hearty White on WFMU at 6pm eastern. It's called The Day Before David Lynch Died (The Stevedore). Peace.
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All these people posting selfies with DETOV I stickers, like their precinct is The Black Lodge. #twinpeaks
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Weird new poll worker at voting this morning. He was wearing a cape and said before I voted I had to "answer me these riddles three". I think you used to just needed ID.
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For future reference re: AI and governing, there's nothing in the constitution that says that the chief executive has to be an organic human.
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Working on an app with AI that lets you look up how your favorite Love Boat regular or guest star would have voted.
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Hey, I was thinking, because of The Watchmen, does DC own the character Nixon?
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Just voted. When you tell someone like me to "make sure the boxes are completely filled in" though, understand that I will be there a little minute doing fine detail work.
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For at least 20 years, I've walk to my polling place on election day, rain or shine.
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I'm going to start getting my name on the ballot for these non-partisan positions as a way of half-assedly looking for a job.
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The first John Wick is a fairy tale about the necessity of respect. Everyone you meet could be John Wick, Jesus, or the Judge at your trial.
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All this politics talk reminded me about the time The Three Stooges were pledged as delegates to Hammond Egger, but then switched at the last minute and voted for Abel Lamb Stewer! BTW, the ham and eggs movement was real. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ham_an…

Ham and Eggs movement - Wikipedia

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At least where I'm from, "idiots and insane persons" are 100% of the electorate, myself included. Don't see how they will enforce that.
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There is an amendment on our ballot here to bar from voting "idiots and insane persons". That subjectivity frightens me. I think if they were more specific like "dunderheads and nutburgers" I could get behind it.
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"The Six Finger Handshake" means to sell out and do a deal wih the AI devil.
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I think there is a special someone for everyone alive. It's just sometimes that person is long dead or won't be born for generations.
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I keep having to have my fortune re-told because of all the time traveling! Madam Lainy has just about had enough of me!
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Was thinking that maybe things that got people through the Great Dpression might get me through my personal depression, and sure enough, creamed chipped beef and The Three Stooges do the trick!
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I'm going to record a really interesting explainer video then get someone to write a compelling, mysterious TV series based on it.
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Three Stooges Did You Know: Did you know that the first Three Stooges short, Woman Haters (1934) was a straight up musical?
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