Musician (@FeebleStrength) and freelance music/film/beer journalist (@TheSkinnymag, @Pelliclemag & more) Packaging @BrixtonBrewery. 1/2 Scot🏴
Joined July 2009
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Years in the making. @the_state_bar is the place that formed me in many ways, both as a person (whether that's a student, working in theatre & film, or now working in craft beer) where I have made friends and memories of a lifetime and many more to come x
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Jun 12
“Liz Lemon, this is Dan Houseman.”
“It’s Danhausen.”
“Whatever his name is, I gave him 5 dollars to curse Martin Lawrence in 1996 and I’ve been on top ever since”
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Jun 11
28 years of waiting for our Scottish friends come to an end on Sunday morning, as the World Cup gets underway tonight!
After the wonderful moments we all enjoyed in the city two years ago, here's hoping for more magic and an Archie Gemmill moment for this generation! 🏴 #effzeh
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Jun 11
As mentioned on the podcast — the funniest commentary moment of all time.
Mark Saggers, TalkSport, 2010.
Jun 10
Happy World Cup Eve everybody! To celebrate tomorrow's big kick off, we thought we'd bang another rankers episode out and compile the top 10 funniest World Cup moments of all time. Let us know what we missed and smash a like in the same way Diana Ross smashed that pen in 94
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May 29
Lincoln was a babyface in the North, but had nuclear heat down South as a heel. He was eventually elevated to booker. When he refused to drop the title, creative brought in John Wilkes Booth, a known shooter.
May 28
Lincoln was an accomplished wrestler with a recorded 300 matches with only ONE loss. He would be fucking PUMPED.
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May 29
You fundamentally just wouldn't be allowed to say this on British TV.
Well done to Richie Sadlier.
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May 28
Even when he isn't wearing his sunglasses, he's wearing his sunglasses😂.
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May 25
Tennent’s Lager have just released their World Cup advert today.
Feels like the hype train is really coming together.
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May 25
The year is 2045, the European Federation of States has defeated the Axis of Resistance in the Third World War. Not much is rest of the world but ruins.
Meanwhile, Partick Thistle have lost by a single goal in the Premiership Playoff Final to East Kilbride.
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May 25
Partick Thistle and the Premiership playoffs…
2017/18 - relegated after losing playoff final
2021/22 - lose playoff quarter final
2022/23 - lose playoff final
2023/24 - lose playoff semi final
2024/25 - lose playoff semi final
2025/26 - lose playoff final
Unbelievable.
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It wasn't how we wanted this story to end. 💔
Thank you for being with us every step of this special journey.
We'll back there soon, on a Saturday afternoon...
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May 24
Do you understand the aura and skill it takes to order in French, in Paris, and have the waiter not immediately revert to English?
This is like when Ronaldinho had the Bernabeu on its feet applauding him.
Truly the greatest to ever do it.
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May 19
“I don't like Netanyahu.”
BASED BIG HEBREW MJF.
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May 17
Excited for Millwall away cos I’ll get stabbed and won’t have to support West Ham anymore
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Hibs fans walking through Edinburgh today
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That wasn't just a win for Celtic. That was a victory for Catholicism, Liberal democracy, the EU, Jeremy Corbyn, B*Witched, the withdrawal method, fish on Fridays, financial fair play, soda bread, Buckfast, the INLA, Charles Stewart Parnell and Bonnie Dundee
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