writer. my memoir GHOST GIRL will be out with Penguin Random House in early 2027.

Joined September 2011
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I'm never drinking again
Jun 14
EVERYONE IN NEW YORK IS GETTING SUCKED OFF OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
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had norovirus this week so here’s a photo i took three weeks ago
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helen retweeted
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i don’t think we’ve had this conversation yet but we’re getting to the point where people are posting videos that are entirely real and people in the comments are like “lol. this is ai.” it’s REVERSE ai slop
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Clavicular is going VIRAL after showing off his brand new nose post-rhinoplasty with Dr. Miami 😳 Before vs After
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he’s sitting in his discomfort and interrogating whether his actions were worth the consequences… a great many of u could take notes
Jun 9
Famous gorilla Kiyomasa falls into deep contemplation after spat with mate — caught on camera in Japanese zoo
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ocarina of time remastered before gta 6
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time will be reborn on Nintendo Switch 2 in 2026. #NintendoDirect
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helen retweeted
wrote about my lesbian black panther granny for @voguemagazine 🖤 she was recently diagnosed with alzheimer’s disease and i don’t want her to forget how she changed my life. vogue.com/article/my-most-va…
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type of breaking news we locked in for before covid
2 Feb 2018
When Charlie Puth wants lunch, he tells his driver, "I’m hungies!” gum.to/7z5Uie
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helen retweeted
Mr Beast getting killed painting (2023)
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RT @_Anunnery: pixel logo and one of the animation details from a commission!💿 🖥️ You can see the full animation on @helen and @daiquirihe…
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this looks like something u paraglide onto in breath of the wild
extremely unfortunate matcha brownie
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May 28
i’m such a Hater that i actually just love everyone. does that make sense
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air dropping this to the cop in front of me in the check out line at albertsons
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replying to an email that’s been on my to do list every day for 2 months
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RT @KindaHagi: AI making me wanna do m night shyamalan the village with my friends
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3 Aug 2022
my horny ass could NOT live next to stonehenge
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May 27
i can’t have shit around here
JUST IN: FBI warns of rising “anti-tech extremism” as opposition to AI & data centers intensifies.
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please don’t break the window. the AC is on, he has water, and he’s playing with his favorite gun
NEW: Nebraska woman hospitalized after a dog in another vehicle accidentally fired a shotgun at her.
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