His Majesty The King. The Voice Of Reason. Lord Of Banter. The Sage | Full Stack Software Engineer

Joined February 2012
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"Mwaswera bwanji, Malawi?🇲🇼" A new platform is coming soon! 🔥🔥✨✨ P.S. Get your CVs ready 😎
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LOOOL Okay guys. We are very interwoven with their society. Yoh! 😂😂😂 Let's just make the 2 one country LOL
Mulamu wakwiya
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Define exponential backoff. Without googling
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What are we doing?! LOL
BREAKING: Malawians are on strike. They are now protesting and allegedly attacking ordinary South Africans that are minding their own business. I told you that their televised departure was just a huge publicity stunt.
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On Linkedin there's celebrating work anniversaries.... (Sigh) SMH.
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He's not the first trillionaire AT ALL! IT'S A LIE!
Replying to @Coldjame @mel_in_kg
He's not the richest man alive! that's for tabloids and front facing networth ranking systems that protect the real wealth of wealthy families. They choose to remain out of public discourse. They have had trillions already.
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He's not the first trillionaire. There's people in this world with 100s of trillions.
Birthplace of World's First Trillionaire 🇿🇦
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“The internet used to be on a CD” is wild! It facts though!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣👏🏾 I used to start windows by typing “start” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏🏾
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So you're saying guys go into these giant rice cookers for games?
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China should bid to host the World Cup, and we will be watching games at lunch time.
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Learn Kubernetes if you're aiming for those big corporate giants that expect you to have an understanding of stuff like Microservices and stuff.
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Apparently these people don't actually take baths due to the climate they're in. Instead they smear a reddish paste on their skin that gives them that red skin tone.
Women of the OvaHimba tribe. They live in the Kunene region of Namibia 🇳🇦
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If I deploy Vocation tonight will you join?
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🤣🤣🤣 literally just
Replying to @Mahalla2k
Nah , I'm naming and shaming you today
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If you let the visible circumstances around you define you. You will lose every single time. And if you try to rush to change things. You won't go very far. Your worry and anxiety. Is blocking the provisional flow of God. That is why. He teaches us. Don't be anxious... Learn...
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ENOUGH!!!!!.... ENOUGH!!!!!! ..... ENOUGH!!!!!. WE DONT WATCH SHREK ANYMORE!!!!
The first trailer for ‘SHREK 5’ has been released. In theaters on June 30, 2027.
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Tell me your system is hosted on office premises without telling me.
Today, the installed msce based education software in each computer so that our students can revise effectively
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Education alone is not the key to success... It's what you do with that education that matters in this world.
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Government ikufuna ma conti.
Government, through DoDMA, is appealing for donations to help bring home an estimated 10,000 Malawians affected by ongoing attackers targeting foreign nationals in South Africa. 🙏🏾
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Of course he wears a t-shirt with his face on it
🔴WTF Ngizwe Mchunu: " we started seeing drugs in South Africa when Nelson Mandela married "ikwere......re" disrespecting a resting man like this who contributed to his freedom, Ngizwe is a mentally disturbed 🤧🤧
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Xenophobia needs a scary chichewa word to keep our people from going.
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