Just here for the giggles
Joined May 2024
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Why is it so hard to find heavyweight sleeveless t shirts? They are all made out of this flimsy shit that sticks to my gut
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I don’t exactly know what an ankle pick is but I know that I’m doing it on all the uncs first chance I get
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I don’t think anyone in Star Wars can really understand what Chewbacca says. They just act like they do because they think he’s mentally handicapped
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Why is this fucking dude spitting up apple sauce
Looking to steal the show
@Josh_HokitUFC weighs in at 231 lbs
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No but I need this in my life
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Nice place. Somebody let me hold 23 million real quick
🏠 EXCLUSIVE: Diane Keaton's Los Angeles estate returns to market for $23 million.
Take a look: tmz.me/4gfxF6v
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Jun 12
Tell that bum Zohran! Do you mind if I call you Zohran pal?
Reason #1,000,000,000,000 why we should tax the rich.
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Fuck yeah brother
Jun 12
They just led an elephant through the @TexasGOP convention and it took a giant pee right near the press area.
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Jun 12
Ain’t no way id be out there sweating my balls off for this
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Crowd is growing for the UFC Freedom 250 press conference 3 hours before it starts
#UFCWhiteHouse
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Jun 12
I think I could make it a good six months or so without any food or water
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Jun 12
Picked up some new washing machine scent boosters from the local Sam’s Club. I’m so excited!
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Jun 12
This is the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen
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BREAKING: Iran and the U.S. have reached a final agreed-upon text for a peace deal, according to Pakistan Prime Minister Shehbaz Sharif.
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